Some (bad) Jokes

[RazealK]

What do you call it when you pass gas in the middle of the night while next to your significant other?

A SHOT IN THE DARK!

 

[Fian]

What is the similarities between a burnt toast and a pregnant woman?
--- You wished you took it out earlier.

 

[RazealK]

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb!
From My Blue Heaven

 

[Omega724]

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

-Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

 

[Flesh Hound]

What's the best thing about having sex with 20 year olds?
-Their's 20 of them.

 

[Weasel]

What’s the best thing about having sex with 20 year olds?
-Their’s 20 of them.

I think it went something like twenty nine year olds. But then again, there might be several versions so

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

If Iron Man strips down completely nude, is he Stark naked?

 

[Zakalwe]

Seriously, we have enough joke threads already. Just find them and add to.