Charmaylarg Dufrain
🎖️ Game Master
- RP Date
- ye 45.7
- RP Location
- GG-X44 "Lome" System, Quarantined planet "Richards World IV"
The Avatar of Clang drifted perilously close to Richards World IV at a cruising speed of very fast the instruments read when the ship finally came within dropping distance of Richards World IV. Having entered the system a month prior the makeshift battlecruiser had been chased away from the planet by the colossal satellite "Richards Satalite II" the size of a space station itself and fashioned into the imposing form of an ovaloid resembling a cracked egg from which the many facets of long-range gigawatt lasers focussed.
Richards World IV was a quarantined planet after all. At first to keep any trespassers from interfering with the oligarchs planet-sized ant farm filled with generations of backwards once-nepleslian settlers having been purposefully regressed to laser-age meets iron-age steampunk the oligarchs family had imposed on the world as nothing more than an expensive pet project to amuse themselves as Richard, his sons and daughters, and his many relatives would cruelly toy with the various nations they built on Richards World IV and goad them against one another like sponsors for gladiators but with death tolls in the hundreds of thousands.
The project had continued for over two centuries before Richard and his family line simply disappeared one day without a trace.
Without the advanced sponsors aiding them, technological growth settled to a crawl and manufactured rivalries were no longer enflamed the planet of Richards World IV grew to a semblance of peace amongst the various nations for a whole century.
And then the Ji'voli arrived on a meteor the still active trespassing satalite had ignored and deposited the alien menace onto Richards World IV.
Fifty years since the arrival of the Ji'voli and word finally got out after a free-captain was shot down by Richards Satelite II but managed to land well enough on the planet and after years became something of a unifying king, bringing technology and unity to Richards World IV's nations against the multiplying alien threat.
It also helped his name was Captain Richard...
It took years for his distress signal to carry at the speed of light to any vessel that would help.
Even longer than that for someone to care enough to brave the weapons of the ancient but still functioning satellite.
That is where the Clang came in. Pushing a sizeable asteroid just large enough to block its profile from the laser the Clang had drifted for weeks into the system and close enough to Richards World IV. Plotting a path to slingshot around the planet on the other side of the satellite it drew closer and closer until.
With explosive bolts releasing them two massive drop pods released from the ship which quickly burned away before Richards Satelite II came about the other side of the planet. Within an hour both pods were on the ground and the Strays were now loose on Richards World IV.
One Week Later.
"Lord Chips I must protest!" The fancy-dressed clown-man in his fancy red and yellow striped tunic with his funny floppy hat with all its feathers and face painted white with lead-containing cosmetic paint honked at him through his painted lips and powdered wig.
"This is highly irregular!" He noble squee'd with his annoying voice.
"Yhup." Chips made a pecking motion at the funny nobles who liked to dress like clowns.
"So whyyyy?" The noble, Jaques-something or whatever his name moaned as one of the AAP drones took another armful of swords and carried them towards the temporary workshop where the metal would be fed into the fabricators.
"'Cause," Chips made another pecking motion with his beak as the man flinched, "Aint hardly any metal worth salvaging to build the drones out of. All your armor and them steam rifles are made from..."
"From a carbon-poly organic recyclable matter harvested from-"
"Yhup, that stuff you make out of crab spunk or whatever that hardens."
"Yes but we will need all the arms we can bear if we are to-"
"Oh look, Captain Roger is waving at you from the castle!" Chips suddenly pointed as the Noble man gasped and turned about.
"Where? Are you sure he was waving for me?"
"Yhup. Gotta be you he was looking right at ye. Just missed him going back from the window you better hurry!"
"Your Captainship!" The Noble started flailing his arms gayly as he pranced back towards the keep, leaving chips to sigh in exasperationn.
"Her grace, these people's backwards..." Chips sighed before walking back towards the temporary hangar constructed out of crab-spunk and canvas tarps that the half-dozen mechs were arrayed across from each other in. Walking back inside the open structure and through the hustle and bustle of strays, R&D, and AAP drones all scrambling on the assembly line Chips took a moment to appraise the slowly assembling drones and their armaments as another drone came online as a fairy inhabited it.
"How did the requisition go, Chips?" A commander-type drone asked, inhabited by one of the pledias; Clotho. "We are seven hundred and thirty kilos of durrandium short of fielding a full company." The child-voiced fairy intoned with cute seriousness.
"Not well. King- Captain Roger is throwing a hissy fit. He wants us to take him, his harem, and all the gold they can carry 'an just skedaddle on off planet 'for the slugs reach the city by nightfall."
"Regretable cowardice." Clotho nodded. "But Lachesis will not be in a position to pick us up for at least another fourty-eight hours at most."
"Yeah, Shani is with him now 'workin her magic on him but regardless we've scraped just about everything we can find made of metal. These folks, even their forks are made of crab-spunk and all we can find is old family relics, some coins, and paperweights."
"Very well," Clotho sighed despite having a mouth. "We will simply have to dismantle what remains of the plating of his ship. See to your lance."
With a salute, chips stood off and made his way over to the line of mechs where in the middle of the hangar was a massive banquet table made of crab-spunk in the offputting yellow with blue specks the material seemed to settle into as the pseudo-feast taking place was being enjoyed by all present as the carcasses of boiled crab, steamed crab legs, fermented crab eggs, fried crab stalks, crab-shell soup, crab-loaf dinner rolls, and salted crab crisps were strewn about the table.
The strays had been fed like kinds every day since they arrived. The entire staple food of the last kingdom on Richards World IV was some kind of land-based crab which had gotten old fast, but the sheer amount of food each meal had been generous to make up for it. Taking a bottle of wine made from Richards Purple Grapes and fermented inside the shell of a Richards Lowland Crab, Chips threw himself down in one of the crab-spunk chairs and poured a generous entire bottle of the wine into his beak and right down his gullet.
Giving a contented sigh, He picked up a massive crab leg and pecked at some of the exposed flesh before settling back down after a moment and appraising the group of his pilots at the table.
"Tonight's the night, mutants." He finally announced before taking the crab-spunk shortsword off his belt he had acquired from one of the locals and brought it down to cut the crab leg in half.
"Tonight, We dine on slug." he declared dramatically before one of the mutants raised a hand.
"That ain't another type of crab, is it Chips?", getting a laugh from a couple of the other mutants.
"Nah. They's slugs true and true not a lick of crab in em." Chips answered, bringing the sword up and taking a nibble of some crab meat stuck to it. "So fore we go see lady Shani and the Captain-king guy; Why dun you tell me what you lot been able to manage with ye mechs and their loadouts 'case Shani wants to know."
Richards World IV was a quarantined planet after all. At first to keep any trespassers from interfering with the oligarchs planet-sized ant farm filled with generations of backwards once-nepleslian settlers having been purposefully regressed to laser-age meets iron-age steampunk the oligarchs family had imposed on the world as nothing more than an expensive pet project to amuse themselves as Richard, his sons and daughters, and his many relatives would cruelly toy with the various nations they built on Richards World IV and goad them against one another like sponsors for gladiators but with death tolls in the hundreds of thousands.
The project had continued for over two centuries before Richard and his family line simply disappeared one day without a trace.
Without the advanced sponsors aiding them, technological growth settled to a crawl and manufactured rivalries were no longer enflamed the planet of Richards World IV grew to a semblance of peace amongst the various nations for a whole century.
And then the Ji'voli arrived on a meteor the still active trespassing satalite had ignored and deposited the alien menace onto Richards World IV.
Fifty years since the arrival of the Ji'voli and word finally got out after a free-captain was shot down by Richards Satelite II but managed to land well enough on the planet and after years became something of a unifying king, bringing technology and unity to Richards World IV's nations against the multiplying alien threat.
It also helped his name was Captain Richard...
It took years for his distress signal to carry at the speed of light to any vessel that would help.
Even longer than that for someone to care enough to brave the weapons of the ancient but still functioning satellite.
That is where the Clang came in. Pushing a sizeable asteroid just large enough to block its profile from the laser the Clang had drifted for weeks into the system and close enough to Richards World IV. Plotting a path to slingshot around the planet on the other side of the satellite it drew closer and closer until.
With explosive bolts releasing them two massive drop pods released from the ship which quickly burned away before Richards Satelite II came about the other side of the planet. Within an hour both pods were on the ground and the Strays were now loose on Richards World IV.
One Week Later.
"Lord Chips I must protest!" The fancy-dressed clown-man in his fancy red and yellow striped tunic with his funny floppy hat with all its feathers and face painted white with lead-containing cosmetic paint honked at him through his painted lips and powdered wig.
"This is highly irregular!" He noble squee'd with his annoying voice.
"Yhup." Chips made a pecking motion at the funny nobles who liked to dress like clowns.
"So whyyyy?" The noble, Jaques-something or whatever his name moaned as one of the AAP drones took another armful of swords and carried them towards the temporary workshop where the metal would be fed into the fabricators.
"'Cause," Chips made another pecking motion with his beak as the man flinched, "Aint hardly any metal worth salvaging to build the drones out of. All your armor and them steam rifles are made from..."
"From a carbon-poly organic recyclable matter harvested from-"
"Yhup, that stuff you make out of crab spunk or whatever that hardens."
"Yes but we will need all the arms we can bear if we are to-"
"Oh look, Captain Roger is waving at you from the castle!" Chips suddenly pointed as the Noble man gasped and turned about.
"Where? Are you sure he was waving for me?"
"Yhup. Gotta be you he was looking right at ye. Just missed him going back from the window you better hurry!"
"Your Captainship!" The Noble started flailing his arms gayly as he pranced back towards the keep, leaving chips to sigh in exasperationn.
"Her grace, these people's backwards..." Chips sighed before walking back towards the temporary hangar constructed out of crab-spunk and canvas tarps that the half-dozen mechs were arrayed across from each other in. Walking back inside the open structure and through the hustle and bustle of strays, R&D, and AAP drones all scrambling on the assembly line Chips took a moment to appraise the slowly assembling drones and their armaments as another drone came online as a fairy inhabited it.
"How did the requisition go, Chips?" A commander-type drone asked, inhabited by one of the pledias; Clotho. "We are seven hundred and thirty kilos of durrandium short of fielding a full company." The child-voiced fairy intoned with cute seriousness.
"Not well. King- Captain Roger is throwing a hissy fit. He wants us to take him, his harem, and all the gold they can carry 'an just skedaddle on off planet 'for the slugs reach the city by nightfall."
"Regretable cowardice." Clotho nodded. "But Lachesis will not be in a position to pick us up for at least another fourty-eight hours at most."
"Yeah, Shani is with him now 'workin her magic on him but regardless we've scraped just about everything we can find made of metal. These folks, even their forks are made of crab-spunk and all we can find is old family relics, some coins, and paperweights."
"Very well," Clotho sighed despite having a mouth. "We will simply have to dismantle what remains of the plating of his ship. See to your lance."
With a salute, chips stood off and made his way over to the line of mechs where in the middle of the hangar was a massive banquet table made of crab-spunk in the offputting yellow with blue specks the material seemed to settle into as the pseudo-feast taking place was being enjoyed by all present as the carcasses of boiled crab, steamed crab legs, fermented crab eggs, fried crab stalks, crab-shell soup, crab-loaf dinner rolls, and salted crab crisps were strewn about the table.
The strays had been fed like kinds every day since they arrived. The entire staple food of the last kingdom on Richards World IV was some kind of land-based crab which had gotten old fast, but the sheer amount of food each meal had been generous to make up for it. Taking a bottle of wine made from Richards Purple Grapes and fermented inside the shell of a Richards Lowland Crab, Chips threw himself down in one of the crab-spunk chairs and poured a generous entire bottle of the wine into his beak and right down his gullet.
Giving a contented sigh, He picked up a massive crab leg and pecked at some of the exposed flesh before settling back down after a moment and appraising the group of his pilots at the table.
"Tonight's the night, mutants." He finally announced before taking the crab-spunk shortsword off his belt he had acquired from one of the locals and brought it down to cut the crab leg in half.
"Tonight, We dine on slug." he declared dramatically before one of the mutants raised a hand.
"That ain't another type of crab, is it Chips?", getting a laugh from a couple of the other mutants.
"Nah. They's slugs true and true not a lick of crab in em." Chips answered, bringing the sword up and taking a nibble of some crab meat stuck to it. "So fore we go see lady Shani and the Captain-king guy; Why dun you tell me what you lot been able to manage with ye mechs and their loadouts 'case Shani wants to know."