Star Army

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Note: This is a play-by-post RPG site. If you're looking for the tabletop miniatures wargame "5150: Star Army" instead, see Two Hour Wargames.

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It was the tail-end of a newly fascinating tale about two twin tailed teens living in Nepleslia's top tier towers. It was an interesting experience for many viewers to find out more about relatable aspects of Nepleslian culture's upper crust. Soon, though, the season finale ended on a cliff-hanger that asked the audience the same question once again.

"Who is Geshrin Girl, anyway?" After the short tag-line, a commercial played.

With a splash of vocalization, the tunes of The Kyoto Project played across the scenery of a somewhat deserted hotel's verandah before the turning body of a red-headed Nekovalkyrja swayed through the foreground.

"Li-li-living as a Neko-o-oooo,"came a lilting, soft voice.

"Neko Sparkle," chimed two male voices while the scenery shifted to be closer to the woman, who was now apparently Kyoto Sekai, as she swayed mildly and turned to the camera, mouth closed and looking pouty while she moved her face one way and another. Her red hair fell down in front of her face and she looked to be mousey, shy, unlike herself.

"Living as a Neko..." sang the first soft-spoken, female voice. "Living as a Neko-o-oooo."

"Neko Sparkle," chimed two male voices while two totally separate men appeared from a doorway near the Neko, bringing Kyoto Sekai a tube of Neko Sparkle they held together, shirtless, while wearing traditional hakama pants with katana on their obi belts, and had oil all along their buff torsos and well toned arms. They handed it off to Kyoto, who took the tube with an air of graciousness as more lyrics passed by.

"Living as a Ne-e-eeeko when fighting for a dream, all I want to do is gleam..."

"All I want to do is gleam," chimed the backup male vocalists while Kyoto on the screen turned from the beefcakes and put some Neko Sparkle on her teeth. She swished and swashed and gulped with a smile all the while the three vocalists sang.

"Neko Sparkle," came the soft-spoken song as Kyoto turned back to the men on the hotel's verandah. "When all you want to do is gleam, when fighting for a dream... Neko Sparkle!" She turned to look at the viewer with a wide smile on her porcelain skin. Even though her skin was pale, her teeth somehow stole the spotlight as they shone the brightest. Kyoto then spoke in a happy, effervescent voice.

"Neko Sparkle! Peach-flavored and safe to swallow! Perfect for Neko and Neko friends!"

The commercial ended and soon a TV hosts was back on the screens of those watching Terebi Network Broadcasting's station, looking ready to begin the splash blurb about the next time they would be appearing. They were apparently hyped as their expressions moved and shifted and their toothy grin widened before speaking.

"We're getting political!!" Her voice was ecstatic as she went on, "Next episode!! The Elven Conclave Member Sachiko, a woman nearly two hundred years in age with a vein of diplomacy in her blood and love of Yamatai in her heart, was approached about being a part of the show!! She is running for Premiership of the Empire in no time at all! Let's meet her then!"

"Well, Sachiko said she will be on!! Along with a phenomenal philanthropist who, I hope, will tell us more about Koga Akemi Presents: Love and Wrestling as well as his daring, lively past as a performer, politician, and play-girl! I hope everyone's week is going well and wish you all the best!"
 
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