Worldbuilding Wednesday #3: So Humorous That It just Makes Sense

[Wes]

Welcome to Star Army's Worldbuilding Wednesdays! It's a new way to expand the Star Army universes with your imagination and ideas!

The concept of this forum goes like this:

• Every week, on Wednesday, a Star Army staffer will post a question about the SARPiverse:
• During the week, Star Army players can creatively answer the question with their ideas
• Star Army players can also upvote other responses they like
• We'll try to use the top ideas:
  • can be submitted as suggestions to add to the Star Army universe
  • can be put into an article by the creator and submitted
  • can be GM fuel for RP plots

Today's prompt comes from @RaWolfe

Prompt Title: So humorous that it just makes sense

There are so many articles in people's minds that it sounds humorous and yet never comes to play. So to flair up a bit more harmless humor into SARP, why not see if people come up with funny products, companies/industries, or one-shot gigs that actually make sense in the SARP universe.​

Please submit your responses to the prompt below! Responses can be voted on so try to include everything in one post!

 

[Wes]

Love day is coming. A festive holiday dish for Nepleslians is the Meganut Pink Love Cream Pie. It's a pie with a flaky crust filled with a lovefruit and whipped cream mixture and covered on top with the crumbled, toasted meaty meal of a meganut, a turkey-sized nut that grows on giant Nepleslian trees, and one or more large blue Yamataian cherries from the trees at the Hanami festival sites. It represents a blending of Nepleslian and Yamataian cultures and its recipe has spread from its origin in Nepleslian-populated Desoto, Yamatai, across Yamatai and Nepleslia.