Camp
When Daziel came outside, he saw what basically would later amount to 'boss-level' character for the party of adventurers under his charge.
"Handle our guest." It was a behemoth of a woman, by her voice. She was holding tightly onto Niel with a gauntleted hand, her thumb digging into the shipwright's shoulder. Daziel couldn't see her face from the entrance to Sister Sarah, but he could just make out with a wince her hand reaching for the thick pink dildo on her belt. This particular dildo was especially frightening because it was serving a secondary role as the handle of a terrifying serrated cleaver, spots of rust with exposed steel gleaming in the sunlight. She raised this weaponized phallus over her head and brought it down just next to Niel's head. The sizable gash in his shoulder was enough to ellicit a scream from the aging designer; either that or the fact the sitting on his shoulder next to this new wound was his ear. Ears go on people's heads, so this was likely a problem for Niel. The barbarian woman didn't like his screaming though, and proceeded to start beating the other side of his head with the flat of her dildo-handled blade in an effort to shut him up. Daziel wanted to help him, but there was the whole issue of three men walking towards him with rifles in hand.
'Three men, poorly armored, no problem. You can handle this, old boy.' Daziel told himself. He gripped the Zesuanium katana tightly, feeling its weight in his arms. They wouldn't be expecting it to weigh so much.
"Just drop the sword, Mister Samurai Guy." The one in the middle warned, taking a hand off of his rifle to wave in a dropping motion. "Swords don't beat guns. Even if you were a big samurai man, at least one of us would shoot you."
Daziel smiled nervously back at the three of them and informed them thusly: "The notion isn't to not get shot, my dear fellow-- but rather, to get shot and survive it."
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Not Camp
Being the fastest and foremost; Akemi and Mako's advance was halted not even fifty meters from their starting boost when a stream of machinegun fire.
Hot tracer rounds blasted against the shields of the Sylph and Impulse armor, bending against the flaring light and kicking up mounds of sand below. The source of this sudden belt-fed fire was one of a pair of GP-ORVs parked nearly a hundred meters away. With their superior Neko vision, Akemi and Mako could see that two men had come to buy time for their compatriots. Aside from their breath masks, the two were dolled up in the pure white traditional robes of a Yamataian harikiri ceremony.
One sat over the passenger seat with a pair of binoculars, the other in the open bed of the truck against a
mounted machinegun spewing hot lead at them.
Behind them, at the head of the unarmored segment of the party, Franklin dove immediately for the dirt and fired two blind shots at the impossible distance that the sudden chattering gunfire came from. Without looking over his shoulder, the cowboy surveyor got upon his knees and threw a quick donkey kick right for Sapphire's shin to give her something to trip over while he shouted, "Fuck! Go 'round, gods-be-damned."