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Forum Game Your Character as a Food!

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Arbitrated

The Smollest Smol
🦊 FM of Neshaten
(Apparently this is what I do now lol)

Hello, come in and sit down, everybody! So this was a little joke of a game that came from general shenanigans on Discord, and I decided (again) to make a forum game about it! It's pretty simple, really; if your character was a food (or characters, I guess!), what food would they be?

I think everybody in the Kaiyo plot knows Arbles is basically just cotton candy. Like, she's got the colors and volume for it! :p

Araxie is like a sour patch kid-she's nice and sometimes she's a bit tough on people, but she tends to be nice.

Araena... She'd probably be a jar of peanut butter tbh.
 
Mox is a White Cuban. Smooth, sweet, and caffeinated but will also hella fuck you up.

Izual is spanakopita. Delicious, sophisticated, and most people agree it's basically a religious experience.
 
Anastasia would probably be a blueberry. Both blue and somewhat sweet, more on the mellow side of the spectrum and with just a little bit of tang buried in there.

Neyla is a red chili pepper.

Hadya is inedible whatever she is, but probably tastes like lemons. Mildly hallucinogenic?

Dion would probably be a wineberry. For reasons similar but also opposite of Anastasia.
 
Hoshi's a lemon meringue pie. To justify it, her peaks are very high and she's equal parts sweet and tart.

It's something I've drawn in doodle pages with her ^^ It's also something my grandma made for my birthday when I was lucky and her friend had a lemon surplus. I've passed on that gift from her to Hoshi in a way.
 
Tachiko is Castella. Light, sweet, fluffy, and traditional Yamataian.
Hitomi is cheesecake. We all know why.
Kuroko is a ghost pepper potato chip lurking in a bag of identical-appearing crisps so that you won't know she's like that until you bite.
Sayako is like that one pistachio that the shell didn't split.
Mimi is whatever @Kai says that Sierra Merkur is, with great enthusiasm.
 
Sacre is Bitters. An acquired taste flavored with bitterness but with helpful medicinal aspects.

Taisho Fletcher is a well aged wine. Older but better for it.

Will Fletcher is a new wine. Unproven, but comes from good stock.

Nagashun is Silicon Dioxide. unassuming, helpful, safe, but absolutely everywhere.

Cheilith is Bread. The staple of everywhere but can be different.

Motoyoshi Katsumi is Cake. It's fancy bread, a bit sweet and can sometimes be very different.
 
Kotema; Christmas turkey with burger stuffing. That's just their general body plan. Maybe smell?

Morgan; Tacos with pop rocks, lime sherbert and coated in (edible?) golden flakes. It's gross on every level. You will probs die.

Molotra; Proper mince and cabbage perogies, served with coriander breads and a strong brew. They small but stronk.
 
Thia - chocolate rum ball saturated with enough pure ethanol to get you drunk and give you a wicked hangover. But so worth it.

Kwabba-an - a chicken drumstick. Crispy on the outside, soft on the inside, but then hard as bone under that.

Kari - a ration bar, but made from weirdly high-quality ingredients.
 
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