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Sargasso Community Radio Another Windfall in Sargasso

Good evening. Sargasso Community Radio on 130.33Mhz. Host tonight: Mr. Neppie. Tonight's news: Mr. Pavone has invested in Sargasso. Perhaps misunderstanding his birthday. Celebrated hard. Fireworks on platforms. Sounds of revelling echoing across ocean. Many guests from Shuttles. All different makes. Many friends. More enemies. Admirable. Stay tuned.


♫ Sargasso Community Radio - Interlude: Sunday ♫


Windfall. Expected? Perhaps. Generous. Irrationally so. Was his birthday. Had privileges. Previously so? Accent too guttural for pantywaist city dwelling Yamataian. Ralt. Yes. Country folk. Nepleslian at heart. Odd mix. Ethnicity, birthplace, hometown, initial race. All different, all muddled up. Perhaps genetic freak, even in new bodies.

(Tapping on the glass can be heard. David Takeyama can be heard saying "get on with it!" behind the glass.)

Apologies, must continue: Nepleslian Space Marine Corps. New Barracks. Right here, southwest. Defence Treaty struck between Service Group and Marines. Both fighting for Sargasso. Brotherly, yet distant.

Time for a break. Be back after music.


♫ Lost and Found - Tapes in the Woods ♫
♫ Divirals - Captain Smashvalanche (Feat String Smasher and Aoi Tanaka) ♫
♫ Take the Lead - Mum Tattoo ♫


Soothing. Welcome back. Sargasso Community Radio on 130.33Mhz. Onto usual programming, with Mr. Neppie.

Food and drink. Neppies is offering discount on Stim Burger Meal. Pan-CHOW Starport now ceasing Love Day discount generously. Pan-CHOW North alleged to have served human foot. Discovered to be rubber foot. Pranksters perhaps. Suspicious.

Philosophy. Would like to talk about Lorath. Rhoi Hakahn. Influential warrior, poet, strategist. Alleged to be mother of modern warfare in Lor. Died mysteriously. Legacy lives on in Fyunnen caste. Believed strongly in self-determinism, calculation, and fire-forged innovation. Had enlightening conversation over counter with Lorath woman from PSG. Horns. White hair. Gold eyes.

Myself. Well, funny story. Employee brought strange cactus in. Was doing the books on Friday, overheard laughter from outside. Left office. Employee's face, spotty faced teenager Nathan. Also covered in cactus balls. His friends laughing at him. Took it like a champ, masochistic pride. All screwing around, froze when they saw me. Confiscated cactus. Strongly hallucinogenic, spiky too. Don't want either in the burgers and chips.

That is all. This was Sargasso Community Radio. This was Mr. Neppie. Remember: We're a Beachside Beginning. Goodnight.

♫ Heavy Driver - Longest Skidmark ♫
♫ Aoi Tanaka - Ralt's Reaching Silence (Distortion Wave Mix) ♫
 
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