Medical Center
Flustered and frustrated, Lexi entered the Medical Center blushing and visibly annoyed at her father's antics back in the bar with the Aquila, and more importantly, with Jayden. "Seriously, why does he have to be such an ass! UGH!" She fumed, and stomped as she vented aloud her frustrations. One of the other nurses looked to her and shook her head. "S-sorry..." Lexi muttered and went to retrieve her DataJockey.
"Huh? What does he want now?" She huffed and clicked on the notice.
Code:
Lieutenant JG Milo Frost to report to Medical Center for pre-flight screening and new assignment - Aquila Flight.
As she stood there looking over the orders, she failed to hear someone enter in behind her.
With a bottle of Jägermeister in his left hand, the aforementioned individual, one Milo Frost, strode into the medical center, where he was greeted by the sight of a
very fine example of female beauty.
Hot damn. This transfer might actually be interesting after all. With a swig of his favorite beverage to bolster his charm, Milo placed his hands on the nurse's station's desk and said, "If I were an enzyme, I'd be the DNA Helicase so that I could unzip your genes."
Fighters launched....
Lexi looked up from her DataJockey, then turned around and looked at the flyboy that though he was hot stuff and was going to get her in bed, or on one of the tables, against the wall or even the slightest chance... the floor. For a second, her mind wandered at Milo's attempt, and then she came back to reality and remembered her initial thought of disgust and annoyance further spurred about by her father's actions. He clearly outranked her, but she wasn't going to end up his piece of ass for the night.
"Ah, science is your thing huh? Lets try an experiment then shall we? I'll take this alcohol you're drinking, which you shouldn't have here, and I'll add a few medicines and compounds to it and we'll see just how fast you disintegrate from the inside out?" She said as she reached for his bottle. "Seriously, did you think I'd just throw myself at you with a line like that?"
As the beauty turned her lovely self around, Milo struggled to keep his features calm as he noticed her ID - Winters.
Fuckberries. And she's got a fiery spirit to boot... As he endured the counter-barrage - raising his one visible eyebrow at the mention of "disintegrate" and once again cursing the fact that her father just [i[had[/i] to be the ship's CO - Milo, noticing the junior Winter's attempts at capturing one of his most prized possessions (
OH HELL NO!), withdrew the bottle out of harm's way and finished it off. "Anyhoo, *hic*, I'm Milo Frost. Apparently I'm suppos' t' come here for an examin-*hic*-ation or somethin'?"
Where the hell does the Navy find these guys, I swear they all would DIE if there wasn't any alcohol. "Why's all the rum gone?" "Uh... because all you fuckers drank it all before noon!" The internal thoughts of one Lexi Winters could easily be read from her facial features as she looked from Milo to the empty bottle and then huffed as she pulled up his medical dossier. "We'll be going into room number 2 for your physical, and I swear to you I will make sure you never fly again if you try anything Lt. Frost. Are we clear on that?" She warned as she went to gather a number of items to round out his examination.
Focus, damn it! thought the Lieutenant as the room swayed slightly. "Suu-*hic*-ree thin' princess." replied Milo as he walked/stumbled/something'd over to the nearest trash can and proceeded to vomit several times.
And he thought he was going to get me like that? Someone needs to teach him what "game" is supposed to be, cause he's doing it all wrong. Lexi shook her head and walked off toward Room 2 to wait for Milo to collect himself or pass out and have to be dragged into the room.
After shaking his head a few times, Milo strode over towards the Room known as 2, sat down on the examination table, and turned to face Winters. "Sorry about my behavior earlier - that wasn't the first bottle I'd drunken tonight, and you could say I went a bit...overboard with things." He smiled. "I gotta admit, though, you do give me frequent cardiac arrhythmias."
"Overboard? A bit of an understatement don't you think?" She looked to him with a little confusion at his quick recovery, then it dawned on her why it was possible after looking more closely to his medical records. "Arrhythmias from a lack of blood flow from an erection? Or do we need to replace your heart now too?"
With a growing look of horror on his face, Milo was about to provide several reasons why his genitals were most definitely
not in need of replacement - then, as the last of the nurse's words registered, he laughed. "Nice," he chuckled, "you had me going there for a bit - which isn't something many can say. As for my heart, well, that's already been replaced - though I suppose I am gonna have to get it replaced sooner then later, with the ways I abuse it and such........"
"Oh don't worry, I've just scheduled your next replacement procedure for next week. I made sure to put
extra emphasis on needing a replacement for your genitals as well as your heart." Lexi joked as she started his exam. "On a serious note, I need to you get down to your skivvies so I can get this done."
Time to show that I can, on occasion, take things seriously. With that in mind, Milo stripped down to his undies - revealing the plethora of scars adorning his body - while neatly folding his clothes and stacking then on the table.
Old habits die hard....
Lexi looked him over and checked various things, especially his scarring, to make sure everything was in order and he didn't have anything blatantly wrong. There after she stepped away and came back with a rather large looking needle and prepped it. "Well, this inoculation is going to bring you current and you'll be cleared for flight. I'd also like to point out..." She spoke as she walked over to him, then jammed the needle in his left arm, right in the bicep. "...this is going to hurt you a lot more than it's going to hurt me..."
Milo was scrambling to think of something - anything - to avoid that freakishly oversized needle when
holy gor-frakking-ram son of a motherfucking bitch that hurt - though it was nothing compared to....to..... Milo was barely able to pull himself off of that particular line of thought and was grateful that Winters had been concentrating on the syringe - for the Lieutenant's expression had momentarily shown something very, very different. With a voice weak from more then just the pain of that damned injection, Milo replied "Thanks for the warning...."
"Oh you're quite welcome. You see, I've learned that if you, like most people I have to give the shot to, know its coming... there's this huge battle that ensues over getting said shot. Trust me when I say its better for both of us to do it like that." She said as she removed the needle from his arm. Her thoughts wandered again, this time at her own words, and she was thankful enough that his back was turned and that he couldn't see her face flush from her mini daydream.
Damn you Milo for triggering these thoughts, and damn you Jayden... Ugh, get out of my head! She thought as she fought to compose herself once more.
Rubbing his still-sore arm, Milo began getting dressed, and once finished, seated himself back down on the (overmentioned) examination table.
Glad that's over - though I really, really hope she was joking about setting up that appointment... Pushing that....uncomfortable thought aside, he asked, "So, now that you're finished checking me out, what shall we do next? Though my memory is, oddly enough, a bit hazy, aren't I supposed to be assigned to a unit or something along those lines?"
"Actually yes, I have these orders for you. Wait... did you say I was checking you out?" Lexi tilted her head and stopped dead in her tracks, her face reddening slightly. "Here, this folder contains your transfer papers and orders to join up with Aquila Flight. Someone must see something good in you, or something... We're done here." Lexi handed Milo his folder and then quickly moved away from and out of Milo's medical room.
The fighter pilot smiled as he departed the medical center.
You goddamn troll, Milo. Should the elder Winters ever find out, Milo's life expectancy would of course be measured in minutes if not seconds - but Lexi was well worth the risk, for she was the first person to truly warm Frost's heart.
The first, come to think of it, since...NO, damn it. Milo was glad that the corridor was deserted at the moment - for there was no one to witness a single tear track its way down the Lieutenant's face. Pausing to wipe away the tear's remnants, Milo opened the envelope - only to find a single paper inside with annoying bureaucratic legalese written all over it.
Oh, you have got to be fucking me. How the frell am I supposed to understand this piece of shit? The only things he could determine in fact, were his name (which Command had somehow misspelled
again), his assigned squadron (Aquila Flight, whatever that was), and his new CO, someone named Vega. With this
plethora of information, Milo set off, really, really wishing he had another bottle of Jägermeister......