NSS Thanatos, Corridor
Alright, enough of this shit!
As he headed in the direction of the ship's hangars, one (still intoxicated) Milo Frost ducked into the one of the ubiquitous restroom facilities scattered throughout the superstructure; once inside, he made a beeline for the nearest stall, desperate for a bit of privacy - as what he was about to do would seem
extremely insane to just about everyone else.
So, Ms. Hallucination, are you being caused by a hacker or by drugs?
After several seconds, the LT sighed, brow furrowing in thought.
Well, that settles that. At least whatever
it is can't read my mind. Now for the part that's going to get me thrown in the asylum... "So, who the
hell are you, and how did you hack my cybernetics?"
Almost instantaneously, the Nepleslian was awarded with a response, delivered in a
very familiar voice - and (judging by the small window that had appeared in his field of vision once more) by a
very attractive-looking redhead.
<*giggle* About time you noticed me! I am Consortium A.I. Serial Number KMY0452-9, also known as Kalmiya. A pleasure to meet you, Lieutenant Frost.>
For only the third (
no, forth) time in his
entire life, Milo was at a loss for words when spoken to by a member of the opposite sex - for upon hearing the word "Consortium," his addled mind had flashed back to what he'd been thinking of at the briefing moments ago, then to his
delightful encounter with that Lorath psycho-something the day prior, where she'd given him..........
Oh....
With a loud sigh and an equally-loud
smack! from his palm impacting his face, realization
finally dawned on the fighter jock, who'd proceeded to flip open his arm's storage compartment - and take note of the object - connected to the internal dataport usually reserved for his DataJockey - that lay within. "Uhm, yo...I'm Milo..."
<Everything alright there? The amount of alcohol in your body is abnormally high.>
"You know, you could've identified yourself earlier."
<Yeah, I could've. Seeing your reaction, though, was priceless.>
Milo let out another sigh.
Fucking brilliant...an AI with a sense of humor. Great...hold up. Why am I complaining about that? Laughing, the LT exited the restroom - then swore as, upon hearing the faint roar (and almost-imperceptible vibration) of a starfighter launching, he remembered the fact that he was supposed to be elsewhere at the moment.
Fuckberries.
<Now would be a very good time to leave!>
Despite his ever-growing concern over tardiness (he, after all,
did have a reputation to maintain), the pilot smiled as he broke into an all-out sprint, sarcastically replying "No,
really?" and grinning at the equally-sarcastic response.
<Really.>
Milo chuckled.
Well, fuck......this whole babysitter thing might, crazily enough, actually be decent after all.
A few minutes (and another fighter launch) later, the fighter pilot could be seen skidding to a halt in front of the entryway that led into one of the gigantic
Assault Carrier's Power Armor Bays; after waiting for the aforementioned bay's (
incredibly massive) blast doors to cycle their way open, he dashed to the nearby console for the purposes of locating his Hostile - only to scowl and issue a
lengthily string of curses after a couple of moments.
They'd reassigned him a worthless, piece-of-
shit M10 Raider in lieu of the LT's battle-hardened, combat-tested, damn-near-
impossible-to-kill
M8 Hostile. It wasn't the vast difference in the two unit's specifications that pissed him off (sure, it was annoying as
hell, but he could live with it) - rather, it was the fact that the higher-ups had taken away one of the last tangible remnants he had of the Talons, for the Hostile he'd been assigned to (up until a few hours ago, according to the log entry displayed on the console) had been with him through
Hell and back.
Fucking sons of Neko-frakking assholes....
Growling in frustration, the pilot jogged over to where the Raider was - thus making his way down to the room's first floor, because they just
had to store the damn thing as far away from him as possible - and, having at long last arrived at his new PA, was on the verge of stepping into the thing's cotton-lined impact-gel interior when a thought occurred to him. "Yo, Kalmiya...you want to be plugged into the armor itself?"
<Sure, why not...> - a pause -
<...Yank me.>
With a single fluid motion, Milo popped open his arm's storage compartment and withdrew the small, amber-colored marble within, frowning in thought as he did so.
Now where to put you.........AHA!
Grinning, the LT reached up and behind the powered armor's slumped-forward form, feeling for a small, barely-noticeable release button (pausing briefly as he heard the much-louder roar of a
third ship taking off); a couple of seconds later, his fingers found their mark and, pushing downwards, caused a small panel to lift up and reveal an even-smaller, seemingly useless storage compartment that was
just large enough to contain Kalmiya.
As he inserted the aforementioned Construct into the also-aforementioned compartment, Milo once again uttered a word of thanks to whatever had granted him such...talents with the ladies - for it had been from one of said ladies (a cute maple-skinned technician by the name of Heather Toracinta) that had told him about the release in the first place (the Raiders, apparently, had in YE 33 been refitted with the compartment in anticipation of running the
Precipice system; with the introduction of the
ACE AI the following year, such modifications were proven to be unnecessary, however the space itself was left intact - for it, according to Heather, would've been costlier to undo the change then to simply keep it.)
Reminiscing aside, the fighter jock finished closing up the panel; following this, he cautiously stepped back into the PA's interior, the LT's discomfort at such a means of entry
quite evident, given that he was used to the Hostile's "jump-in" method of entry - though such discomfort transformed into outright
panic as, upon sealing itself, adjusting to his five-foot-ten frame, and securing the internal restraints,
nothing happened. No lights, no sounds - apart from the (muted) roar of yet another launch -, not even one of the dreaded "Blue Screen of Doom" error messages...nothing.
As one can probably guess, Milo started sweating bullets - for the sensation of being trapped inside a disabled PA was starting to dredge up the memories of old.
Fortunately for the fighter jock, the deathly-silent darkness didn't last long; after a few seconds, the Raider's systems (including the HUD) sprang to life.
<Sorry about that...I was having a little bit of difficulty booting her up.>
"Motherfrakking...don't scare m-wait,
what?"
Unfortunately for the fighter jock, reality (somehow) got even crazier for him as the silky-yet-sardonic voice of the gorgeous Kalmiya was joined by
another - this one with an avatar that practically
radiated cuteness.
<Ehmmmmmmmm......H-H-Hello...>
Are you frakking serious? I mean, she's pretty and all, but... With a grunt, the pilot took his first steps in the M10; with a curse, he stumbled slightly, not quite used to the sheer responsiveness of the lighter armor. "Kalmiya, wha-" - the Lor's (
Aiesu's) reminder of "
Treat her with respect because how you treat her to begin with is going to shape how she treats you over the next four years or so." echoing through his head" caused him to trail off - "...why didn't you say anything about having a sister?"
<*chuckle* Because she was only created 5.9926 seconds ago. Milo, say hello to Sif, an Agent that helps emulate the functions of your military's ACE AIs.>
So that's why the armor took so fucking long to start itself up. "Yo, Sif. I'm Lieutenant Milo Frost...though I'm chill with just being called Milo." While saying this, the fighter jockey grabbed a
LCA and two
VCBS knives, sheathing the latter and carrying the former.
<Oh, so you introduce yourself to her but not me? I see how it is.>
<H-H-Hi M-Milo.........>
Milo facepalmed - or tried to, at least - as he waited for another set of blast doors - these leading into the
Fighter Bay itself - to open.
Smooth, bro. Smooth as fucking sandpaper. "Sorry about that...though she, unlike
some people I know, didn't scare me at first."
<Another crew member has been scaring you a lot?>
The LT - now in the aforementioned Bay itself - froze mid-stride, then continued onwards.
That was odd......whatever. Probably just a personality quirk or something.
It was then that the pilot - after hearing (and feeling) an
extremely large craft take off - realized that he'd forgotten to do something kind of, you know, important earlier.
He'd neglected to check and see which ship he was actually supposed to be flying - which was a mistake that
greenhorn pilots made, not (relatively) seasoned flyers like Lieutenant Frost.
Clusterfuck. "Kalmiya, mind looking up what exactly I'm supposed to be flying?"
If it's not in this hangar, I fucking swear...
<Let's see...ship's inventory shows that you, Lieutenant Frost, are assigned to a Na-YF/A-6X "Scythe" located in slot C-11-419. Uploading a Nav Point to your HUD now.>
Milo winced as the marker appeared - for the indicated berth was on the cavernous hangar's opposite end.
That's twice now...fucking brilliant. "Guess we should get movin', then."
<That would probably be a good idea, seeing as how almost everyone else has launched already.>
The PA-clad LT
ran.
NSS Thanatos, Hangar Bay 2 - Berth C-11-419
The sight that awaited Milo as he approached the indicated berth was enough to stop him in his tracks - not out of fear, mind you, but out of sheer
awe, for before him lay a...
majestic looking, onyx-colored starfighter. He whistled. "Damn.........now
that is what I call a sexy beast. W-" The deafening roar - muted to something much quieter a half-second later by one of the AIs - of a
fifth launch, however, was enough to make the pilot scramble madly up the ship's boarding ladder (past the handful of startled ground crew wandering about) and throw his PA-clad posterior into the ship's cockpit,
barely managing to secure the LCA into the space behind the pilot's chair while doing so.
Once inside, the Nepleslian's hands were a blur as he brought the ship's -
Scythe's - numerous systems online,
humming an old melody from a game played in his childhood to himself.
FlightCon Surfaces - Secure
Life Supp. Tog. - Offline
Pri. HyperTap/Sec QNC Reactors (The hell's a "QNC Reactor"?) - Initialized
Pow. Dist., Port - Active
Man. Canop. Hand. - Stowed
Pri/Sec CPU - Online
MultiFreq/IFF - Auto
Comms - Set
Las., Rad., Sub., Tach., Hyper. (Impressive.) - Set
Instru. Land Sys. - Set
Master Swi. - Norm
Crpyt. Swi. - Set
Comms - Enabled
VolumeCon Tog. - Set
GEN-TIECon Swi. (...ah, Generator Tie-In Control.) - Norm, Guard Down
Gain Swi. - Norm
Refuel - Retract
ExtTank Swi - Norm
Dump Swi. - Off
InterWing Swi. - Norm
Ext. Light - Set
Throttles - Off
FTL MasterCon Swi. - Off
MultiVec Mic. Thrust. - Offline
Park. Brake - Set
Land/Taxi Swi. - Off
FlapCon Swi. - Set
Select. Jetti. - Safe
LandGear Hand. - Down
Canop. Jetti. - Forward
MastArm Swi. - Safe
MastArm Swi. ReCheck - Safe
FIRE/APU FIRE Warn. Light - Not Pressed
HUD - Standby
Posit. Sour. - Select/Auto
Comm 1/2 Tog. - Off
ADF Swi. - Off
EWar Mode - Off
Flare Dispen. - Off
Chaff Dispen. - Off
PD PhaLas Array - Off (That's a lot of PD systems...)
KRAKEN (KRAKEN? ...Never heard of, skip.)
Snakeskin (Stealth, too? Man...talk about complex...) - Off
Aux. Release Swi. - Norm
IR Cool. Swi. - Off
TumbRec Swi. - Off, Guard Down
Pow. Dist., Star. - Active
CFS (Time out. CFS as in Yammie CFS? The fuck?) - Standby
CSSA - Standby
Winglet Posit. Mode Han. - Lowered
Wing Posit. Mode Han. - Lowered
FCS Cool. Swi. - Norm
MultiSpatial Ref. Altimet. - Off
Gen. Swi. - Norm
Batt. Swi - Off
HyperCap Arr. - Offline
EnerMatt. Conver. (...What? Sounds important, though.) - Online
ECS Sys. - Set
Mode Swi. - Auto
Temp. Tog. - Position 10
Cabin Press. - Norm
Bleed Air Tog. - Norm, Down
Eng. Anti-Ice Swi. - Off
Sens. Anti-Ice - Auto
Defog Han. - Mid
Canop. Anti-Ice Swi. - Off
Nutri. Feed (...Again, what?) - Offline
ECS Sys. - Enabled
InterLight - Enabled
Sens. - Disabled
As the familiar
roar of the starfighter's Hyperspace Tap Reactors (along with the not-so-familiar
thrum of something else) could be heard, Milo was pleasantly surprised to find himself finished with a good 15 seconds of the song to spare - strange, considering that even with the nimbleness granted by the Raider, he shouldn't have been to move
that quickly.
That, and I know I saw the controls move themselves before I touched them...so what the fuck is going on, and why do I feel a bit...weird? "Kalmiya...are you helpin' with the pre-flight checklist or somethin'? I keep seeing shit occur before I actually touch the controls."
<That's actually the KRAKEN system, Milo, not me...it basically translates your thoughts into actions, bypassing the lag caused by your body's reflexes.>
Oh, so it's kinda like having that fancy shit the Yammies are so fucking arrogant about. FUCK YEAH!
"Alright, let's see how this KRAKEN works..."
Batt. Op. - Check
> Batt. Swi. (Holy shit, controlling this with my brain is frickin' epic!)
Emerg. Batt. (Damn, looks like I still have to read things manually.) - Pass
> Batt. Swi.
Util. Batt. - Pass
Batt. Op. - Pass
Fire Warn. Sys. - Test
FIRE Light - Pass
APU FIRE Light - Pass
LBleed Light - Pass
RBleed Light - Pass
Fire Warn. Sys. - Pass
> APU Swi. - On
> Throttle - M1, Idle
> Eng. Init. Swi. - M1
> HUD - Enabled
IFEI/EMI - Check
> Bleed Air Tog. - Cycle
IFEI/EMI - Pass
> Throttle - M3, Idle
> Eng. Init. Swi. - M3
> Throttle - M2, Idle
> Eng. Init. Swi. - M2
> Eng. Init. Swi. - Off
Eng. Init. Swi. ReCheck - Off
> APU Swi. - Off
> EWar Mode - Auto
> Flare Dispen. - Auto
> Chaff Dispen. - Auto
> MultiWav. Warn Recvr. - Enabled
> InterNavSys - Enabled
> Sens. - Standby
> Wing Posit. Mode Han. - Raised, Locked
FCS Reset Btn. - Press
Life Supp. Tog. - Standby
APU Swi. ReCheck - Off
> MultiSpatial Ref. Altimet. - Set
> MultiSpatial Ref. Altimet. - Pass
> Sens. - Enabled, Auto
> HyperCap Array - Online, Auto
> MultiVec Mic. Thrust. - Online
As the
Scythe's armored canopy began to close (accompanied by the satisfying
clunk of the wings locking into place) and the ground crews scattered, the fighter jock - rather bewildered at just how mind-numbingly
fast the KRAKEN responded - began taxiing towards the nearest elevator after testing the ship's "normal" brakes and steering. "Kal-my bad, Siv...mind running a quick diagnostic on the weapons and engines?"
<O-O-Okay......>
By then, the strike craft had reached its destination (being parked at the far end of the hangar placed it practically next to said elevator); as the YF/A-6X slowly ascended, Milo performed the last remaining pre-launch checks -
> Canop. Stat. - Closed
> Life Supp. Tog. - Online
> MultiFreq/IFF - Active
> InterNavSys - Check
> InterNavSys - Pass
> Park. Brake - Stowed
> LaunchBar - Extend
Warn/Caution Light. Off - Check
Warn/Caution Light. Off - Pass
Eng. Instru. - Check
Eng. Instru. - Pass
- and made sure to test each of the vehicle's numerous flaps. As the predatory-looking fighter emerged from the below like one of the monsters of lore and rolled forward a half-dozen meters to the Bay's launching system, Siv's quiet,
incredibly-nervous voice could be heard over the internal speakers of the Raider.
<D-Diagnostic complete. All weapons and engines are f-functioning as normal.>
"Thanks;
Thanatos FlightCon, this is Aquila......10, requestin' permission to depart."
<Y-You're w-w-welcome!>
Milo smiled.
Gotta love that combo of being cute, shy, and adorable as hell.
While the hangar's flight-deck crew attached the catapult's launch bar - thus bringing the
Scythe to a rather abrupt halt - and raised the blast-shield to protect against the searing maelstrom of super-heated exhaust, the Nepleslian received a bored-sounding "Aquila 10,
Thanatos Flight
Control. 'Bout time you got your lazy ass on over...permission granted."
Fuck you too, asshole. "Uh...FlightCon, signal's a bit weak...you mind performing a comms check?"
The trap is set...
NSS Thanatos, Hangar 2 - Flight Control
Said flight controller - a wet-behind-the-ears, fresh-outta-training
Junior Crewman by the name Jared Posey - let out a long, drawn-out sigh of exasperation, for his shift was
supposed to have ended 10 minutes earlier.
That is, until the lazy-ass fucktard known as Aquila 10 had to fucking get lost trying to find his ship or something. Fricking dumbass jocks.
Grimacing, Jared maxed the gain on his headset. "Aquila 10, Flight Control. Go ahead."
NSS Thanatos, Hangar 2 - Launch Bay
With an diabolical smile plastered over his face, the LT grinned.
The trap is sprung!
<Uh, Milo...our communication systems are functioning normally.>
"Yeah, they are."
<So what's the point of...>
The Nepleslian laughed. "Payback, Kalmiya. That asshat probably has his speaker volume turned
way up.
<Oh.> - a pause - <Ohhh...clever!> - another pause -
<How much trouble are we going to be in?>
"Nothin' major" was the pilot's reply as he and a member of the flight-deck personnel exchanged the hand signals of "Release Brakes." "FlightCon, Aquila 10. Broadcastin'...
now."
Who's yo daddy now, fuckers?
NSS Thanatos, Hangar 2 - Flight Control
At the next console over, the operator's partner-in-crime (and senior-ranking buddy),
Crewman Darius Hunter, glanced over. "Everything good?"
"Yeah...just some asshole wanting to perform a 'comm check,' whatever the fuck
that is."
Time seemed to slow to a crawl for Darius as he made a dive for his junior's controls - for he, unlike the
far newer Posey, knew what the actual meaning of a "comm check" was. "
NOOOOOO!"
As one Milo Frost had demonstrated earlier, however, organic reflexes (no matter how impressive) simply can't compare with their electronic counterparts - as evidenced by the fact that the
music that blasted from the headset of poor Jared. "
MOTHERFUCKING DOUCHEBAG! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"
NSS Thanatos, Hangar 2 - Launch Bay
Milo smiled at the chaos that had to be occurring in FlightCon; with a grin, the LT slammed the throttle forward (
Some things you just gotta do by hand!), transforming the (relatively) loud whine of the starfighter's engines into a eardrum-piercing
ROAR - though said grin soon became a grimace as, upon retracting the ship's Launch Bar with another thought-command, the strike craft was sent hurling forward into what essentially was an oversized mass driver.
Said mass driver, of course, then proceeded to accelerate man and machine to
obscenely high velocities in a fraction of second. Not that Milo cared, of course - for he
loved this kind of thing. Granted, the sensation of practically being flattened by G-forces while the walls of the launch tube blurred on by wasn't exactly fun - but for one Lieutenant Frost, it was completely and
totally worth it, as evidenced by his shout of "
BOOOOOOOYAHHHHHHHH!"
SPAAAAAAACE!
Thankfully, it wasn't long before the crushing presence of physics was reduced via the wondrous marvel of inertial-compensation technology; after throttling back slightly and admiring the glorious sonata of the stars for a few seconds, the LT focused back in on the task at hand - namely, catching up with the rest of the Aquilas. "How far behind are we?"
<You don't want to know...but, I'll mark a waypoint on the HUD anyways.>
Milo winced at just how many klicks there were between him and the rest of the squadron.
That's......a fuckton of numbers. Shit. "
Please tell me this bird has boosters equipped."
<I-I-I-I-It d-does.>
"Swagalicious. Well, here goes...............
hot damn!" Having activated said boosters (and thus getting smashed backwards into the PA's interior lining once more), the fighter jockey's outburst came when he attempted to maneuver - usually something that was nigh-impossible in starfighters due to the sheer amount of force exerted by their already-powerful engines being overcharged - and discovered that the
Scythe,
even with afterburners enabled, was
still more responsive then he'd ever recalled the Quattros being.
Holy fucking shit this thing is amazing...
<Having fun?>
Laughing, the Nepleslian did a few
snap-rolls as the distance indicated by the marker continued to drop; finally, roughly a dozen seconds after launching, Aquila 10 joined up with his fellow pilots - and, at long last, announced his presence. "Aquila 10, callsign Jaeger, bringin' the party!"