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RP: 5th Fleet [Chapter Six] Lazy Lyfe

Dimitri blinked at hearing Sif respond without hesitation to such a question. He wasn't sure if she just didn't get the innuendo or if she did, but either way he felt it might make him look like the strange one if he pressed the issue. "Well Sif we could always tie you with the draw strings of my trunks and just take you around that way."
 
Things got even more uncomfortable as Sif spoke about Aya and Rin's chests as though she was discussing a piece of furniture rather than a rather personal part of anatomy. Aya found herself wishing a gigantic fissure in the ground would swallow her up - or failing that an attack on the makeshift base. Anything would be better than this!

When Dimitri made his suggestion, she said, "But y-you're a guy! W-wouldn't that make things weird?" She felt slightly foolish, like a young girl fretting about the male equivalent of 'cooties'. But she couldn't stop herself from raising the issue.
 
Sif was about to open her mouth to object to Dimitri's suggestion when Aya spoke up. Ears flicking back, she thought about just what it was that the younger Neko had said. Still upside down and in his view, she turned her green eyed gaze on the young man. "She has a point," the miniature Nekovalkyrja spoke softly. "Asking a woman to sit there is...unusual." Narrowing her eyes, she realized, "Not only that, but it was you that insisted I go down the water slide when I only mentioned it was an option, and even after I pointed out I risked submersion if I went alone."

Her green eyes bored into his.

"Was this your plan all along?"
 
Aya remained tight-lipped, hoping that Dimitri had not, in fact, been plotting something unseemly. Admittedly it wasn't outwith the bounds of possibility, but Aya didn't think that he'd stoop that low... would he?
 
"Well it wasn't weird till you brought up that I was a guy...now it does seem kinda weird to have a Sif keychain on my pants." He stretches lightly as Sif continued though and he blinked. "Hmm was it my plan? Maybe I have a thing for you Sif, and I just haven't said anything." He grinned a bit, but it wasn't snarky, it was hard to tell if he was serious or not. "But you'll never know." He would stick his tongue out at this point normally but Sif was still in his face he might end up licking her face or something and there is no way he could explain that.
 
Rin snerked at the "Sif keychain" remark.

"So what do you think, Sif? Up the shirt?" she said, motioning to her own 'upward curvature,' "Or down the pants?" she said, motioning to Dimitri's swimming trunks.
 
As Sif dangled from the top of Dimitri's head and stared him in the eye, she continued to give him that stoic, furious stare. Except that her cheeks were slowly becoming red. It was obvious that the Mini-Neko was wondering the same exact things that Aya was wondering. Before they knew it however, she retreated back onto the top of his head. A running start, and then swan dive! Into heavenly pillows. Ones that many would kill to dive into. Lodging firmly in Rin's upward curvature, all three of the others could see her legs sticking straight up into the air. Holding still for a moment, they soon started to kick around a little as Sif wiggled about before stopping again.

"I-I was afraid of this. Assistance, please?" the Mini-Neko asked, her hair just barely sticking out of the under-bust.
 
Rin looked down incredulously at the mini-neko currently lodged in her cleavage. She carefully grasped Sif around the hips and then slowly retrived the mini-neko from the pillow valley.
Taking care not to move too quickly, Rin spun Sif upright and then deposited the mini-neko back into her cleavage.

"I never thought breasts could be dangerous," she said with a smirk.
 
"So they really meant it when they say every part of a Neko is a weapon." Dimitri commented jokingly and let out a chuckle. "That dive though, was perfect, do you do a lot of training for it Sif?" As he spoke he turned to look at the water slide, honestly he kinda wanted to get on it himself, he just didn't want to be the only one getting on and seeming childish.
 
The sensation of being lodged solid where Sif was at was absolutely wonderful. Or, it would have been, if it weren't for all the blood rushing to her head. What's more, she stiffened a little bit when several huge fingers brushed her skin, coming in to grab her by the hips before gently pulling the Mini-Neko out and setting her upright in her 'seat'.

It always felt strange, being able to be held in someone's giant hands, especially when their palms were warm. Or, Chiharu forbid, that they were sweaty human hands. "When you are seven inches tall like me, you'll find many things are dangerous," Sif replied, her cheeks red and lips ever so slightly pursed up in embarrassment. She didn't make eye contact with anyone for the moment, but she still found Dimitri worth replying to for his benefit. "Back in the day, Nekovalkyrja stored combustible fuel in these for their flight jets," Sif matter-of-factly told him, patting the twins. "The acrobatics merely come with practice, something you could use," the tiny, tiny woman bluntly pointed out.

"Anyways, I think we've delayed long enough." Grabbing a bit of Rin's bikini in front of her, she moved it up and down like reins without so much as a hint of a smile.

"Yip-yip."
 
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Aya snorted with amusement at Dimitri's joke, but stopped herself before it became a real laugh. Her mirth turned to surprise as Sif talked about what a Nekovalkyrja's chest was used for "back in the day". She couldn't tell if the Mini-Neko was joking or not - she seemed to say everything in a deadpan. But since she didn't wish to look like a fool, she kept her mouth shut.

However, she couldn't suppress a giggle as Sif used part of Rin's bikini as "reins". Whatever works, I suppose...!
 
Dimitri wasn't sure which par to respond to he could make so many jokes about the current situation, in the end he decided to just take them one at a time. "It looks like you have a lot of practice with riding there Sif." He let out a light chuckle and then smirked. "I'm surprised though that is how the older neko were designed...that makes things kinda complicated doesn't it?"
 
"Hai."

At that, the Star Army soldiers began their journey to the top of the water slide. It wasn't a long one at all though. Several stories up, the four of them had a good view of the pool, the people below, the other winding slides off to the side, and the open topped, loop-de-looped giant before them. And the entrance to one of the higher floors of the hotel behind them. Hearing the rushing water of the slide and looking down, it was obvious that anyone taking it would pick up enough speed to clear the loop before plunging into the deep blue water below them. For this day and age, it wasn't the most wild, crazy of water slides around, but it was still quite respectable for anyone that was particularly into them.

"Last chance to go back down," Sif remarked from her cushy seat.

They could all hear a small gulp.
 
Rin surveyed the water slide, a daring smirk slowly creeping aross her face upon hearing Sif's remark.

"It's go time!" she said.

With that, she quickly crossed to the top of the side and slid down into the water to go down foot first. She pushed out with her arms against the sides of the chute to gain momentum and then crossed her arms across her chest to protect her reluctant passenger. After that, it was simply enjoy the ride as she picked up speed.
 
Dimitri looked on at the beast that was the water slide, he had seen it from below but it wasn't till he was at the entrance did he really appreciate just how over the top Neko's were with even the simplest things, or maybe he was the odd one and just didn't know how to have fun? He distracted himself from the thought by picking with Sif. "This can't be any more dangerous than Kuro's driving, so what's wrong Sif, are you scared?"
 
Dimitri could have sworn he saw her little green eyes had glinted red.

"Scared? Scared?!" the seven inch tall Sif began to incredulously shout at him from Rin's cleavage. "You are calling the only person that could go up against Tulip scared? Why, I'll have you kno - wait, wait! I wasn't done ye - " And like that, the red Neko streaked away down the water slide. As Rin picked up speed, with Dimitri not too far behind, the Mini-Neko clung on for dear life as her hands sunk into plush, bouncy flesh. The others could feel themselves gliding over the water as their vision blurred, the rush building, but for Sif, her eyes widened for a split second of horror. The loop-de-loop. Letting out a little scream, the riders felt themselves forced down into the slide as the Gees brought the whole world upside down before they passed it, plunging down at the pool at breakneck speeds.

Two large splashes announced their arrival as water washed over them, slowing them down to a stop. Firmly lodged in Rin's bust up to her neck, braid undone, hair limp over her eyes and completely soaked, Sif looked like a cat that had been left out in the rain long enough to brood over revenge on its master. "I prefer being captured by the Mishhuvurthyar again," she flatly stated.

"Oh my!~" a familiar voice exclaimed. Drink in hand, Kuroneko was lounging about on top of an inflatable as she floated by, eyeing them through her dark sunglasses.
 
"Well that was certainly exhilarating!" said Rin breathlessly. She glanced down at poor Sif still wedged in her cleavage, the little neko's head barely above the water. Rin carefully adjusted Sif's position so that she sat a little higher in the valley of softness.

"So, ready to go again?" she asked with a grin.
 
Dimitri laughed a good portion of the way down at Sif's last few words before Rin took off down the water slide. At the bottom he came up out of the water and chuckled a little more. "That loop went better than I thought." He ranhis hand through his hair to get it out of his face with a chuckle.

Hearing the voice her looked over and spotted Kuroneko and smiled "Hey Kuro." he swam over to her holding onto the inflatable. "I think we found the one thing Sif can't beat."
 
Aya, for her part, had taken advantage of a brief pause to get changed into a swimsuit before joining the others. Although it meant she ended up missing Sif's less than dignified journey down the slide, the rest of the squad certainly didn't miss her coming down the slide. She whooped in joy as she rocketed along the loop-de-loop to come splashing down amongst the group.

"That was fun!" chirped Aya. She waved cheerfully at Kuroneko before her attention turned to Rin, whom she swam closer to. "Sorry I missed it... how did she handle it?" Her expression was one of curiosity.
 
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