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Chrome Eggs and Spam

*sits down on stool*

Chrome Eggs and Spam
by me

Would you like some chrome eggs and spam?
Would you like some, Taisa Pam?

No I don't like chrome eggs and spam!
I don't like it! Pam I am!

Would you like them in a chair?
While a Neko combs your beautiful hair?

No I don't like them in a chair!
While a Neko combs my beautiful hair!
No I don't like chrome eggs and spam!
I don't like it! Pam I am!

Would you like them baked in the oven?
While your heart is charmed with three Nekos' coven?

No I don't like them baked in the oven!
While my heart is charmed with three Nekos' coven!
No I don't like chrome eggs and spam!
I don't like it! Pam I am!

Would you like them with a gavel?
While a Neko samples fruits off your navel?

No I don't like them with a gavel!
While a Neko samples fruits off my navel!
No I don't like chrome eggs and spam!
I don't like it! Pam I am!

Would you like them in your bed?
While a Neko strokes your... head?

No I don't like them in my bed!
While... a... Neko... strokes... my... head...
No I don't like chrome eggs and spam!
I don't like it! Pam I am!

And all you perverted Nekos,
Get out of my face or be gone from my ship!
No I don't like chrome eggs and spam!
I don't like it! So sayeth Taisa Pam!

I don't believe in ghosts. But if you're out there, Dr. Seuss, please don't hurt me...

*gets off stool and walks away*
 
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There are no words to express how legendary this is.

So I will say this: My girlfriend just about died. I, however, am already dead.
 
This elicited a chuckle. ^_^
 
The original story had the person growing to like green Eggs and Ham...so I think this story may end with egg insertion and Spam consumption, most likely. ^^*
 
Very droll Yangfan.

I still think that chrome eggs should be issued to all Neko's. A required part of the uniform perhaps.
 
Kotori said:
Kotori: *eyes the chrome eggs given to her with open loathing and tosses it out of a rapid launch bay*
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This could explain the multitude of chrome eggs found by Yaichiro's salvage operations.
 
Yukari: "You are being wasteful, Kotori."

Kotori: "I think the Star Army will manage." *another chrome egg appears next to her; she chucks it away*
 
Masako: *eyes chrome egg* uhhh...what exactly is this used for?

Random Neko: *whispers*

Masako: uh...why?

^possibly one of the only nekos that doesn't actively think about such things.
 
Elisa: "So we keep finding these chrome eggs in space, what do you think it means?"

Yaichiro: "That they're being laid by a chrome space chicken?"

Elisa: "Oh, so there is a reason I don't talk to you."
 
Are you a big fan of the Doctor then Yangfan?

I've read some of his books, but for the life of me I can't remember what their titles were. Great fun - good introduction to reading :).
 
One is never too old - especially when the inner child has brutally beaten the inner adult and is keeping him locked in a closet.

But seriously, I enjoy reading kids books possibly more now than ever.

Other than the ones which insert your name in - those make me sad about the lost innocence of youth.
 
Firstly: Neko's constitution mean that they can't catch diseases.

Secondly: I hardly think the past of that particular object would deter Jo.

Thirdly: I'm fairly certain she can bite through chrome with ease ...

Fourth: Seasoning!
 
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