Chrome Eggs and Spam

*sits down on stool*

Chrome Eggs and Spam
by me

Would you like some chrome eggs and spam?
Would you like some, Taisa Pam?

No I don't like chrome eggs and spam!
I don't like it! Pam I am!

Would you like them in a chair?
While a Neko combs your beautiful hair?

No I don't like them in a chair!
While a Neko combs my beautiful hair!
No I don't like chrome eggs and spam!
I don't like it! Pam I am!

Would you like them baked in the oven?
While your heart is charmed with three Nekos' coven?

No I don't like them baked in the oven!
While my heart is charmed with three Nekos' coven!
No I don't like chrome eggs and spam!
I don't like it! Pam I am!

Would you like them with a gavel?
While a Neko samples fruits off your navel?

No I don't like them with a gavel!
While a Neko samples fruits off my navel!
No I don't like chrome eggs and spam!
I don't like it! Pam I am!

Would you like them in your bed?
While a Neko strokes your... head?

No I don't like them in my bed!
While... a... Neko... strokes... my... head...
No I don't like chrome eggs and spam!
I don't like it! Pam I am!

And all you perverted Nekos,
Get out of my face or be gone from my ship!
No I don't like chrome eggs and spam!
I don't like it! So sayeth Taisa Pam!

I don't believe in ghosts. But if you're out there, Dr. Seuss, please don't hurt me...

*gets off stool and walks away*

 

[Kairi]

*snrk*
It does make me feel a bit unoriginal, though, that Mori had an un-RPed talk with Hanako that left her buying a chrome egg.

MORI: the coldness is refreshing ;_;

 

[OsakanOne]

We are amused.