The uniformed woman smiled sweetly at Dream and her offer, but slowly shook her head as she slowed to a stop in front of a smaller, less-than-extravagant bulkhead door.
“I’m sorry, but we do not have a…temple of that sort currently on the station. You will have to inquire about setting up one on your own time, with Miss Montreal’s permission, of course. And since we are on the subject…we have arrived at our destination!” The honey-blond lady clapped his hands shortly and excitedly, very much over-enthused about this particular turn of events.
The doorway was open to the hallway at the moment, and to the immediate right of the entranceway, stamped clearly on a off-white plate, stood the words “Multipurpose Storage #253”. Inside, roughly twenty or so other uniformed Nepleslian marines and an odd mismatched Freespacer Automata or unfortunate random Joe sat placidly amongst the number of storage crates cluttering the floor and walls. Up in the corner of the room, a small blackened glass globe watched the room silently…
They were in a closet. The ever-smiling skirt-wearing woman beckoned them to take their own seats, and took position next to the doorway back into the hallway.
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She wouldn’t have to wait long, however. A minute or so after the new crew had seated themselves, Head Administrator Cassefin Montreal appeared through the bulkhead in a confidant stride.
“How was my presentation, Mimi?” she asked.
“It was positively incredible, Miss Montre-.”
“I know.”
Cassefin was clad in what seemed to be a regular assortment of professional work clothes…dark brown slacks under a white, long-sleeved collared shirt, complete with a matching vest and pristine white laboratory coat over her entire self. Her hair, crimson red and done up in a too-tight ponytail, and across her impossibly-perfect face sat perhaps the single most smug grin in the history of smug grinning. As she took place at the head of the storage closet, Cassefin adjusted the spectacles on her face and cleared her throat loudly to garner the attention of the room.
“Greetings men, women and other, and welcome to the Cirrus Research Station. I am your Head Administrator, Cassefin Montreal, and I would like to thank each and every one of you for accepting this exciting position aboard this station.” Cassefin spoke in a tone bordering on the droll side, as if she were reading this introduction from a cue card rather than from the heart…which was what she was, in fact, doing at that very moment as she read word for word a previously-prepared orientation through her volumetric bifocals. She sighed before continuing.
“This wonderful opportunity will charge you with protecting the assets of the station, including the valuable personnel and equipment. Yes indeed; each of you has been assigned as active security aboard this amazing step towards the future of our universe. For the next half-hour or so, I will be explaining your exciting new career in detail, from your sleeping quarters, security equipment, meals…starting with our newest installment to the station; our Pneumatic Delivery System!”
Cassefin made a slight hand motion towards Mimi, who promptly stepped aside with an endearing smile. Mimi had been hiding a large, clear tube with a sliding panel near the front which opened to a capsule, suspended in place. Next to the tube was a small keypad, no doubt used to control the destination of objects placed inside the capsule.
“I had these installed myself,” Cassefin noted smugly, quite obviously swelling with pride. “The Pneumatic Delivery System can attend to many needs personnel of the Cirrus Station…transportation of laundry, security equipment, ordered meals…all sorts of things. I, in one of my many fits of beneficence, have also installed a vast storage system I allow personnel to store personal items of their choice and access them throughout the Cirrus at their own convenience! Observe.”
Cassefin turned away from the tube system and strode straight for Cyril, hands planted on her waist. “Mr. Sevyn, yes? I saw earlier in the hallway that you have a pack of cigarettes on your person. May I please borrow them for a moment, to demonstrate the convenience of the Pneumatic Delivery System?”