Despite Dream interrupting Cassefin, the fire-haired scientist stood patiently with a decidedly uninterested expression playing across her face. It wasn’t outright anger, of course, which was very, very fortunate for the young Freespacer Druidess. When Dream had finished, Cassefin sighed deeply and removed her spectacles, holding them in hand as she crossed her arms placidly.
“It’s Head Administrator Montreal. And of course I have considered every single side of this issue prior to issuing it…I am a certified genius,” she noted proudly, chin slowly lifting towards the sky again.
“You assume, little miss, that I have placed this rule on my station, which I might add I have been fully given the right to do so by the governments of all participating parties, to protect the users. No no no…this is to protect my precious station from you drug-addled, drunken grubby paws! I will not stand for Cirrus to be destroyed from the inside out by you boorish, uneducated soldiers and your ideas of ‘good times’, either on duty or off! You all will comply, or you will be punished. If not by me, than by your superiors…and you had better hope it is your superiors.”
“As for…psychological consequences,” Cassefin chuckled shortly at the implication. “I am certain all of you rock-banging baboons can get over your addictions in a timely manner…our certified medical staff have measures to cease your addictions, and you need only inquire. As a matter of fact, I encourage it, because there will be no consumption or use of any of the previously stated materials, period, end of story. If you have a complaint, send it in written form to one of my clerks. I’d just love to hear it.”
Cassefin, in her air of personal triumph over the girl ‘Spacer, turned to Lorcan. She had little problems with most Freespacers…they were an intuitive race, if not backwards and ruddy…but military? Cassefin couldn’t help but scowl. As the massive Nepleslian pulled out his hip flask and took a swig from it, Cassefin’s eye visibly twitched in anger.
“Mechanic? You? Fixing alarm clocks and glueing cookie jars together hardly qualifies you as a mechanic, fool. You all are here because your respective leaders assigned you to me for one purpose and one purpose only; for me to use at my discretion. And as for your free time off duty, I do not care what you do, as long as you follow my rules. For all I care, you can quietly go on and sodomize each other, as long as it doesn’t interrupt with the work going on here,” Cassefin spat as she looked around the room, which contained mostly male soldiers and an odd few females. She then sighed again, more roughly and with much more anger as she replaced her glasses and recrossed her arms once more across her chest. Miss Montreal had little patience for meat-head marines.
“Let me make something perfectly clear to you all; I did not want any of you on my perfect, perfect, PERFECT research station. You all are on my payroll for the simple, impossibly frustrating reason that my benefactors and funders required me to have an active security force aboard the Cirrus. Which is ridiculous and a waste of time because I have designed this station to deal with any and all problems, which will be nonexistent. So, you are all here begrudgingly against my own will…I would rather all of you thick-headed soldier-types doing what you do best, throwing sticks at each other as you pretend your job means something.”
“So I don’t care if you think you’re a mechanic, a doctor, some famous actor or Jon-Jon Rocketass himself. Upon being assigned to my Cirrus Station, you fall under my jurisdiction, and as such, you are all now officially Cirrus Station Security, Squad 35,” Cassefin finished haughtily, ranting rage subsiding into the folds of an eerily calm smile, deep ruby eyes glowing flaming brimstone at the room as they swept over the reactions of the occupants.
“Now. Are there any real questions that do not question my rules and regulations? Because I would very much like to finish this orientation and get back to my much, much, MUCH more important work. I’m sure all of you are eager to…do whatever you do when you aren’t getting stoned, smashed, bingoed, spooned, ding-donged or wizz-wanged…whatever that is.”