"Special order from the Awesomecorp facilities. I am a trusted member for their products," Sanjuro answered Asher without so much as glancing in his direction...but the answer seemed earnest enough.
The medical officer returned his attention back to Miyoko and bowed again. "It's quite alright...I have four spares in my room, this is no great loss to me. Also, it is not the datapad itself that I wish to present you, but the cache of media I have placed on it. That is the real gift; the datapad is a...bonus, if you will. It is much better than your old one."
Sanjuro quickly reached for his back pocket, producing another datapad, identical to the one he had just handed Miyoko. He brought it up to his face and lightly touched the screen. "The media folder on your main screen contains roughly 153 articles, video feeds and self-help novels that I wish you to read and absorb, as I have found they will greatly help you with your problems," Sanjuro stated blandly.
"There are four particular articles that I wish you to see above all else in that group...you'll find them under the "Start Here" folder. I believe their titles are Beginner Medical Terminology, A Complete Moron's Guide to Basic Sensor Suites, How to Not Be a Disgusting Slob and, lastly Toot Toot the Magic Mineral Trolley. I am aware the last article on that list is a...children's book...but I believe you are still in a position to learn much from it."