So the movie kept on playing, with the on-screen action taking place just like history. That was, one awesome thing after the other.
"So, do you think we'll strike a sponsorship deal one day when we're retired?" John leaned over and asked nobody in particular.
"Maybe. Hey, could bring out a line of toys to test the water with," Luca joked, mimicking the motions of playing with dolls. Enzo entered the room with a well-timed 'pshew!' sound, mimicking the explosion no-doubt targeted towards Luca's dolls. He laughed as he pulled up a chair behind Luca and Galar on the couch.
"What's everybodys watchin?" Enzo asked, slipping an almost invisible hand over into Luca's popcorn.
"I dunno," Luca said as he tried to take a handful of popcorn and noticed that he'd come up empty. He blinked a little as he gaped in awe. About that time, there was some rope-swinging action happening on screen. As one of the movie's many protagonists suddenly caught on fire and then extinguished himself almost immediately, Enzo coughed through the kernels from the bottom of the popcorn bowl.
"This isn't Nepleslian... is it?" he asked, his head turned sideways at the screen.
Then the sound of a rumbling explosion filled the room, courtesy of the sound system, accompanied by the sounds of acid rock and drum and bass music, punctuated by gunfire.
"Maybe," Luca replied, shrugging, "I'm never sure these days."
"CAN YOU QUIET THAT CRAP DOWN!?" Sebastian yelled over the din from the loungeroom, "I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!"
"SLEEP SOMEWHERES ELSE THEN, GEEZER!" Enzo returned his bellow, spitting another kernel off to the side.
"FINE! YOUR BED WILL DO!" The old man replied as the sound of a body colliding with a mattress could be heard, with the old man laughing like a schoolgirl.
"I don't sleep in it anyway." Enzo said to no one in particular. "This movie sucks." As if to punctuate his statement, an on-screen car collided with one of the the trees in the movie-jungle. He looked over Galar and decided that the movie best be ignored, in light of new and interesting sources of information/money.
"Aren't yous the bigs dog on this station?"
Galar looked over to Enzo, putting his hands in his pockets, "I suppose you could say that. I came up with the idea, and put it into action."
"How abouts givin' a guy some men and a ship to rescues his ship, eh Guv'na?" Enzo asked, only half-serious.
"I think you already have some men and a ship," He chuckled, pointing to Luca, who smiled.
"Hey, you got an entire space station, I got this thing, and it isn't even mine!" He joked, giving him a shove.
"Whaaat?" Galar asked in a mock anger, giving him a shove back, "I thought you were a by-the-books type hero who always did right and saved the day!"
"Save day, yes, do right, not always, but hey, one outta two ain't bad, right?" Luca smiled.
"Ii," said a small voice in distinct Yamatai-Go from beneath the coffee table. The screen flickered gold and white as another explosion rocked the beleagured heroes. "I cannot believe they survived that."
Galar leaned forward, looking at the Neko with his eyes wide in wonder, "Oh, I remember you," He said.
"That's Naoko. She's our newest, and smallest member," John nodded as he wondered where the popcorn had gone.
Onscreen, there was a gratuitous shot of biceps and a high-calibre machine gun putting gaping holes in the wall like a cartoon, as the protagonist screamed for glory.
Naoko ate another kernel, apparently fascinated. Enzo chuckled in delight as he watched a presumably bad man being torn into by machinegun fire, twitching and twirling about endlessly. The vagabond slinked around to the side of the couch and sat on its arm, next to Galar. Galar kept his hands very close to his pockets.
"So, brave and nobles governor..." Enzo paused, looking down at Galar's hands close to his pockets, "You gots ta go to the bathrooms or somethin'?"
"Not quite, I just want to keep my hands on my possessions, even though I left everything at home under lock, key and retinal scan," Galar said absently, rolling his eyes, "I need to have some money on hand to repair this fair station."
"Which reminds me..." Enzo pursued the questioning further, "What's yous doin' arount here watchin' movies with dirt-mercs whiles you coulds be seein' the people? Fixin the place up? Meeting the minds of the citizens, see?"
Galar smiled a little, "You see, Luca and I served on the same ship in the Yamataian Star Army back in YE 29 before we went our separate ways."
Luca leaned over on him, "Yep, that we did. Remember how screwed we were?" He reminisced with a broad smile.
"I don't" Enzo interjected, "But alls I see is a politician who just had his shit blown-up sittin' around and watchin' movies... My kinda politician."
Another kernel disappeared, devoured by Naoko. Enzo stood and stretched, "I'm gonna go gets some more popcorn since the cat keeps eatin' it up."
"Heh!" Luca said as he noticed Naoko continuing to munch down on the popcorn, "Now now, you'll get bloated if you eat too many," He said with mock concern. Naoko looked up at him with a raised eyebrow.
"Luca, you've gotten over your fear of Nekos?" Galar asked, frowning a little.
"Yeah, times change," Luca said as he grinned in Naoko's direction.
After a brief absence, Enzo returned from the kitchen, Crane's voice behind him as the door closed. He had two more bowls of popcorn. One, he shoved under the coffee table in front of Naoko, scratching playfully behind her ears, despite any danger to his person from such an action. The other, he placed on top of the coffee table before snatching a handful and returning to his chair behind the couch.
"Please, don't touch my hair," Naoko prompted, her politeness edged as she flattened her ears and pushed her hair back the over her shoulder, "I am not a pet. You will not do this without permission, again."
Galar frowned a little, looking at Luca for an answer.
"Relax, she doesn't bite."
Enzo chuckled again before continuing Luca's response, "Unless you're a Neko withs a taste for somes Phoenix blood. You sure dids a number on that one, Naoko." The small NH did not answer this, instead preening, running her fingers through her hair. Enzo frowned and peered over the back of the couch. "You really that mad I thouchsed your hair, eh?"
"Ask, first," Naoko replied, softening her voice somewhat. Enzo shrugged, asking permission for what he just did, as if to make reprimands. "Alright thens, how abouts I scratch your ears a few minutes ago, woulds that bother you back then when it happens... er, Happened?"
Galar tilted his head at Luca, "Is your crew always like this?" He asked, pleadingly.
"All the time," Luca smiled, "It never gets old."
On the TV screen, the movie had managed to draw to a conclusion, with the protagonist standing upon a pile of corpses, which'd somehow arranged themselves into a towering mountain.
In the protagonist's arms was the girl of his dream and a giant machine gun, as the Nepleslian flag waved in the background triumphantly, with the words, "FUCK YEAH!" on screen before rolling onto the credits.
"Lookit the rack on her" Enzo commented on the woman in the heroes' arms.
"They're fake," offered the small Nekovalkyrja, sidestepping Enzo's previous question.
"So're yours." came the conman's rebuttal.
Naoko looked up with an almost genuine expression of hurt. It was undermined somewhat by the smile that followed.
"Such a terrible thing to say, ne? I was born this way. She wasn't. Also look very closely at the throat and facial structure, please." The screen paused. Somehow, Naoko had also acquired the remote. "See it?"
"Sneaky..." John mumbled as he tried to retrieve the popcorn. With an outstretched foot, Naoko edged it just out of his grasp.
"Seewhat?" Enzo replied, shoving Luca and Galar to either side as he leaned over the couch to get a closer view. Naoko lifted a hand, extending a finger.
Luca was blinking, exchanging a confused glance with Galar, who was shaking his head, coming up short of an answer.
"The way the left cheek twitches along the bone. Do you want to see it again?"
"One more times, yeah."
"Yeah, er, one more time, too," John seconded with a smirk.
The tape rewound a few seconds. Again came the traditional 'FUCK EAH!', the mound of corpses, and the lucky damsel swept up by her muscled he-man Nepleslian saviour. Then it paused.
"I think I see it..." Enzo finally just jumped over the couch and nestled in between Luca and Galar. "Her doctor dids a very good job. Those are some nice, fake... things."
Luca sighed as John did the same, leaning in and getting a good view, "Yep, I agree wholehearte-"
He was cut short by Luca grabbing him and Enzo by the head and making their heads collide with a satisfying BONK sound.
"What're ya mades of bamboo or somethin?!" Enzo quipped to John, rubbing his head.
"Male." The sound of Naoko crunching another kernel followed the declaration. "Nanosurgery. It is very obvious."
"I dunno about Bamboo Bob here, but as a Nepleslian," Enzo countered "I gots so used to seein' fakes tits, I dunno what real ones looks like anymore."
John rubbed his head and readjusted his sunglasses, "Ah, well, I was bought to Yamatai when I was about 10, it was hard to tell which ones were what there! Gave me a good excuse to keep looking!"
Luca tutted John, "Any excuse to look, eh?" He chuckled.
"I don't need an excuse" Enzo commented, "Naked people are pretty. The body is pretty. Anyone who's gots a problems with being pretty is a prude."
Naoko leaned the controller upright against her shoulder, putting her arms around it idly. "What else is there to watch?"
"Good question," Luca leaned over and took the controller from Naoko, with relative ease, and pointed it at the TV. Addressing nobody in particular, he asked, "What do you think?"
"Who the fuck are you talkin' too?" Enzo said, leaning over to look at the Captain's imaginary audience.
MISSION 7, COMPLETE!!