((Sorry guys please don't kill us))
Zeta was just entering one the rooms when announcement was made. She just looked toward the nearest speaker and smiled. "Looks like I am in time," she said and entered. Room was... well full of beds. Two twin sized beds and dressers. Zeta began by looking inside the dressers. Luckily there were Origin towels inside. "Bingo," Zeta said and begain undressing. Her under-cloth armour was getting too uncomfortable. With luck John would land Big Bird inside this ship so she could get her stuff soon.
When she was done undressing she claded herself in towel and headed for showers, locking the doors behind her.
Meanwhile, Luca was lazing in his captain's suite, taking in the atmosphere and listening to the panic he'd caused by his announcement with a chuckle. He could've sworn that he heard the sound of a suitcase being weaponised for a moment. Elsewhere, Naoko twitched an ear and, without mentioning exactly why to her companions at the time, drew her pistols and energized them. Then she very purposefully began to stalk down the hall, her leisurely pace hardly changed.
As Zeta passed by Enzo's path to the crew quarters she was greeted by a mild cat-call. "What's the towel for, Lady? The ship's new, there's no needs to cleans up around heres." Without breaking stride, the well-dressed heathen fell into line with Naoko as he finished his interjection, preferring on this occasion to forgo the tits in exchange for the potential blood.
Zeta smirked at Enzo. "No free shows, sailor," she replied continuing towards the showers. "And some people do bathe and like to not smell of old pub, Enzo," she added and laughed a little.
"I'll join you in a bit," Naoko said pleasantly over her shoulder, "Just give me a second or two to find a room, yo."
"You can bunk with me, Nao," Zeta replied possibly she'd be sorry for that in future but at least she could keep an eye on the little neko this way, "It's third room from the showers." she added.
"I showered twice lasts night." said Enzo, more to himself than anyone else, "Both before and afters the liquor and combat candy."
Luca was struck by boredom, as he usually was after staying still for a prolonged period of time, unless he was sleeping. So he peeled himself off of the bed and left his captains quarters to take a look at what the crew was up to, locking the door behind him. He rubbed his hands together, anticipating some mayhem and antics.
He was wearing tracksuit pants and a ratty old shirt he had since he was sixteen and used mostly for sleeping in, and had a few holes in it, "So!" He announced as he leaned against the wall with a sly grin, "How are my little furies doing today?"
"Furies?" Naoko asked, pausing both because Luca had suddenly appeared, and also because she was considering the prospect of bedding down with Zeta as opposed to singing the facial hair off of a couple of armed medics with her SEP's 'stun' mode.
"Furies?" Zeta asked almost simultaneously with Nao.
"It's an Elysian thing. Uriel told me. It's myth...mytholo...gee," He had a hard time getting his head around it, but according to the myth, they were minor deities who personified vengeance and the anger of the dead, "Oh, Naoko, try not to scratch the paint," He added as he noticed the SEP's before his eyes wandered to Zeta's figure, "By the way, Zeta, you look positively dashing."
Daxle heard talking outside and, after extracting himself from Jimmy's clothing, he looked outside only to see Zeta walking past.
Hello ladies was his thought.
"Well hi there!" was what he said, completely missing the armed neko who was conviniently looking the other way. The neko in question didn't miss it, though. She turned around at the voice, examining the head poking out into the hallway.
Zeta blushed upon hearing captains praise. "W-w-well I was.. I was on my way to the showers. Not the I was expecting for such a crowd to appear," She replied and it was first time a little nervousness appeared in her voice. As if she was shy in front of the captain only.
When Daxle greeted her from behing she jumped a little being startled and immediatly turning around. Her towel slipped a little lower but she was fast enough to catch it. It was first time she had seen Daxle. "Oh, hello," she replied just not knowing what else to say, starting to feel uneasy at being a center of the attention.
Picking up on this, Enzo opened his fat mouth, simultaneosly leaning against the wall to strategically (and humorously) block Daxle's view. "So, Daxle is it... yous a big-time doctor man, yeah? Why don't you take a lady out to dinner before yous tries the old 'WELL, HI THAR' routine, see? By the ways, I invented the 'well, hi there' routine, doc."
As far as Daxle was concerned he was just denied a view of the Heavenly Gates themselves though this guy, clearly from somewhere South Side F.C, did an excellent job of distracting him. He was then left to wonder, for the second time that day, how someone he had never met knew who he was.
"Well, you see, being polite is a form of communication...after, of course, you present them with the customary Bullet of Disapproval." he replied, a little too cooly then he would've liked
"Nani?" posed Naoko, letting her pistols down, as if she weren't entirely sure she wouldn't still have to use them, and was skeptically considering shooting first. "Routine? That stuff actually works..?"
"Only on whores." Enzo muttered in reply, a hint of former disappointment in his tone.
"Usually makes me laugh in the face of guy who tries it," Zeta said to Naoko, "Then me giving them a prompt punch, or knee in balls. It is the best to shoo away men like that." (Daxle fervently prayed thankfulness that this didn't occur)
"Stylish!" Luca commented, "I think while I was out last night, someone tried that on me, but he was hairier than me, so," He paused for a moment, surprising himself that he could remember last night's events, "I rolled him up in a carpet and tied him to a lamp post upside down whilst smeared in honey?" He sounded confused by this newfound knowledge.
"Was he Nepleslian, or something else?" The guns went into their holsters and Naoko folded her arms beneath her chest, causing the baggy clothing to become rather less baggy. "Because, it might have been cultural, yo."
"I don't know..." Luca concluded, feeling very unsettled.
Daxle then had to cough "Jetpack," a little unconvincingly, to which Luca replied with a quiet: "Shuddup."
"Knee in the daddy bag always works." Zeta said to Luca after turning back to him. Her voice was calm as she shared her wisdom with others. In light of this, Naoko began to eye the males surrounding the two of them speculatively, a faint malacious smile playing at the edge of her lip.
"Does it, now?" Naoko asked, and Zeta nodded immediatly. Jim cringed in response to this, not wishing to be a test subject for this theory as he hid in Daxle's shadow. Luca didn't seem too fazed by this.
"Very well." Enzo provided, looking heavily at his male companions. He was keen to defend his position as the greasy, creepy guy aboard the ship and had no interest in losing it to chump doctors. "Some of us can takes it better'n others."
"That we can, Enzo," Luca smirked, now starting to remember more about last night. He was starting to wonder why he couldn't keep a laptop bag, a jar of honey and a few feet of dental floss off his mind for a bit.
Daxle was beginning to suspect he was being rejected on some level, though he wasn't exactly sure how. In all, it was a very confusing suspicion. He had greeted an admittedly gorgeous woman, and in return someone had gotten all up in his face about it...only to not even seem interested in the matter. He assumed this was the daily part of being around this new crew, if the captain was any indication, so he let the feeling pass for now.
"Well, if no one wants to test who can take it better, I will head up for the shower." Zeta said waiting for any response.
"Twenty DA to drops the towel." Enzo chortled, comically spreading his legs for the ball punch.
"I'll do it for free," Luca smirked, nudging Enzo and assuming the stance, "Real men don't need the money."
"I can take a bullet better I bet," Daxle said, pulling out his pistol.
"Naoko, why won't you test them out? You can get some practise this way." Zeta said to small neko with a devilish smile on her lips. Naoko's own smile broadened in a slow, deliberate way. The teeth it showed were remarkably pointy.
Luca blinked, "Wait a minute-"
"Wait, what did I just volunteer for again?" Daxle added.
"Be gentle, it's only my seven-hundred-and-seventy-seconds time." Enzo chimed in.
Up snapped the two SEP's - one at Daxle's crotch level, the other at Luca's. It didn't help that the diminutive Neko hadn't exactly specified whether they were set to 'Stun' or not. It hardly mattered, really. Either way, it was a lot of nerve pain, and possibly bowel control loss. For a long second, it looked as if she weren't really serious, as if she were just doing it as a joke. Then, she fired.
Pzzt-Pzzt!
Luca looked down at his tracksuit pants, and noticed that the electricity hadn't fried his clothes, but behind the tracksuit was a different story altogether. His unusal resilience to bullets, concussion and electricity had been tested before, but it hit a whole lot closer to home.
Still, the Captain kept upright-ish, clenching his teeth and keeping a stiff upper lip as best as he could. The groin injury could ruin his chances of productive procreation, but given his line of work, the lack of byproducts might be useful in the long run.
"Ow..." He said, simply, as if almost underwhelmed.
First, Daxle had no qualms about taking a peek with people around, just to see if they were still there, which they where. Oh good he thought. Yes, thought, because to speak would be to allow that terrible scream he was holding in loose. With a very shaky hand, he reached into his Traveling Med Kit, fumbled about for a second, and pulled out a hypospray, which he injected immediately. Still, the pain didn't susbside for whole seconds.
"Klempsomorphirine...doctors privelage" he said, now sounding like he had smoked several bowls
"PUSSY!" Luca ratted out on Daxle.
Pursing her lips, Naoko flicked a safety on the pistols, pointing them to the ceiling lackidasically as she did so. They began to hum menacingly. "I probably don't know how to operate these, yet, ne? I guess I don't know the settings, dakara... want to go again? I promise I'll get it right?"
Luca blinked, "We can test that when someone else who isn't part of our crew is trying to shoot us all, alright?"
Zeta raised her eyebrows upon the scene that played before her eyes. She put her hand on Naoko's head. The little thing seemed a lot less dangerous, almost most like a child compared to the taller, more muscular woman. Her reaction, which was to duck her head and shrug her shoulders, was hardly helping that image. "You still have a lot to learn. Sarcasm for one thing." She said and put her hand away. "Are you okay, captain?" Zeta asked as her bodyguard mind got back on. She knew he would be okay with a kick, but a stun round? "Jimmy come out and have a look at them." She added.
Luca tried his best to smile and nod, "I'll be fine, just give me a moment to fetch an ice pack," He then turned around and started walking back to the captain's cabin, and was walking unusually stiffly, in comical fashion.
"I think there's one in that place where I left that psycho...yea..." Daxle quietly called after Luca. It was entirely possible he had used just a bit too much of the painkiller.
"I'll go change, now," Naoko stated, holstering the weapons. Zeta lowered her head and whispeder code of lock on her room doors. "Towels are in dresser Nao," she added.
Enzo seemed disappointed to have been left out of the blast. Truly, he was probably the only person who would have actually enjoyed the quick blast of pain to his jewels. Still, he was somewhat relieved that nothing had to ruin his new suit. He wanted the fine threads to be in excellent condition for his upcoming reunion.
"Okay shower time. And if one of you male devils peeks I will do something worse to them then Naoko just now." Zeta said with a smile, though her voice was serious. With that she turned on her heel and headed to the showers.
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Luca eventually returned to his quarters with an ice pack in his groin, somewhat mirroring the morning's events. He decided to turn on the view screen that dominated the room and took a look at the general state of things on ship. He decided to post this helpful message from bed:
"Arguments are now to be settled by SEP Roshambo if we can't draw to a conclusion that doesn't involve a gunfight. By the way, Uriel, door's open. We'll discuss what we need to in my quarters - be sure to bring a book on Mythology, too - it's good reading."
He then bit his lip and thought of some revenge for his fried bits, "By the way ladies, I can see your gluteus maximus. Shake it like you mean it!" This wasn't the case, since there were no cameras in either bathroom, but he figured the message would be good for a laugh to scare the girls.
He then heard a series of heavy thumps on the door, punctuated by a distinctly annoyed "OI!" The voice couldn't be mistaken. It was Melissa.
Then the local intercom snickered at him.
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Zeta just walked into the bathroom when she heard the gluteus comment. She just looked into corners of the room, not seeing any camera. She just showed the empty room a finger and continued on. Walking into a shower stall and taking her towel off. "Finally," she said as she turned water on and let hot drops stream down on her skin.
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As always, there was never a dull moment in Mr. Pavone's crew. The amount of undisciplined ruckus would make Hanako blush and cuckold the crew for their poor behaviour, but that was just the way everybody liked it - especially the captain. In spite of all their bundles of flaws, they were still great fun to be around. And even funnier when Luca turned on the news and found himself on the front page.
"ORIGIN INDUSTRIES GETS BUSY WITH SIDEBURNS MAN - INTERESTING THINGS HAPPEN" There were photos of the results of what happened last night, but no specifics, even though they identified a "Luca shaped hole in the wall, followed by a Aerin shaped hole", along with a man wrapped in a carpet tied to a lamp post upside down, smeared in honey.
This was then followed by a distraught restaurant owner lamenting the loss of her stock - two days worth of abalones. Also, a hotel lobby had been destroyed, and it finished with a picture of the hotel room where the 'business discussion' took place, or what was left of it at any rate.
An 'intrepid reporter' finished off the report with this gem, "Is this the kind of man we want to save the world? He's obviously a menace to society! We need to think of the children! What if they get the wrong idea and try to emulate these stunts?" She was really scraping the bottom of the barrel and chewing the scenery, "No!" She tried to act smart by using a rhetorical question, "We need this man stopped before he impacts on us further with his insanity!"
Luca scowled in reply and said to the viewscreen, "With all due respect," He really meant 'kiss my arse', "It's not like you've got a choice, ma'am," He then grinned, "Unless you like having a tentacle use you as a hand puppet."
He leant back, and just waited for Nepleslia Prime to 'happen'.