My Chick's SARP

So there's been this "My Chick's Bad" song on the radio lately, and I was brainstorming Star Army versions.

My chick's bad, my chick's fun
A Marine Corps Nep with a truckload of guns
She holds her liquor, and understands man
And parties in ways that your chick wish she can

My chick's Neko, she don't wear clothes
She wears volumetrics from her head to her toes
She's tough in a fight and can take a lot of pain
And post the video after with her digital brain.

 

[Orion]

Dahahaha.

That's amazing. My poor computer screen. I actually did a cartoon spit-take.