OOC [Terraforming Ake] Discussion

[Lamb]

Hey, if you wanna kill Sylphie-chan, go ahead.

































Her adorable volumetric blood will be on your hands.

 

[Lamb]

An addendum, @Samanthia: I can generally work with whatever you do, and if it's too outrageous or might steal opportunities from other players I'll just use GM handwavium to make it ineffective, like with the Aether Vent on the ISC Haunted House. So, just like with that, if you say Sapphire sees this or that, I'll act as if she did. However; it may not be as grand as you were expecting, or it might be explained away with some bullshit-tier excuse.

This is nothing against you or Sapphire; I'll only do this to protect plot-sensitive objects and characters or to give other players a chance to interact with something. We can't have Sapphire blowing up the main villains in the very first chapter, after all~

Edit: That said, Sapphire does have the skills and ability to totally undo Sylph if that's what she would do

 

[Amaryllis]

OMG DON'T KILL IT YOU MONSTER! KISS YOUR EXTRA LONG SHOWERS WITH AN ELFIN GODDESS GOODBYE.

#ARTIFICIALSAPIENTLIVESMATTER

If you aren't bricked you must convict.

 

[Samanthia]

Hey! Even the convicted get their last wishes.. (raspberries) So there! I still get my extended shower.

Edit: @Lamb - I understand clearly sometimes I do get carried away.

 

[Amaryllis]

Well since it's Game Master day I'd just like to say thanks for being the bestest GM ever that would totally never forget to reply to you in a million years Lamb.

 

[Lamb]

A man's hand had never been that close to her face

Niel Strellan: Last night, he was eating Lo Mein in his boxers and tweaking the design of a zero-gravity flushing mechanism for a space toilet. Tonight, he's a one-eared, bruised-up, eligible bachelor who's touched three women in one day.

And they said Akemi was dirty.

Edit: also fuk u amareeris imma busy man

Edit 2: I'm sorry, Amaryllis, I love you.

Edit 3: ake, qq'd
<WorkJon> Hmmm would you say that Saph is moe?
<Lamb> I would say so.
<WorkJon> She be cute.
<WorkJon> I will have to have Alice/Saph chat when opportunity arise
<WorkJon> And go tell Chickenshit that he is useless and if he assumes he will just sit on computers during this expedisition than that he is wrong
<Lamb> "I'm putting you on a strict regimen of eating meat, climbing mountains, and spitting frequently."
<WorkJon> "Also you got a week to seduce one of the women in the team and bring her to orgasm."
<WorkJon> "And don't look at me, I don't sleep with chickenshits."
<Lamb> "I'll give you a head start by letting you know that Mako is too small for you to sleep with."
<Lamb> "And since Akemi is basically a gross dyke, that only leaves Sapphire who is fifteen. You should be ashamed of yourself you fucking pedophile."
<WorkJon> "You could also try for Yori, if you think you are man enough to win her over in a fist fight with Niel. Good luck with that."
<Lamb> >implying Yori doesn't want to fuck the APS
<WorkJon> "Though I am not a republican, so feel free to try to seduce one of the men as well. We in enlighted age."
<WorkJon> "That might actually be more comfortable to you."
<Lamb> "Unfortunately, if you sleep with Daziel, I think it will only make you more of a Chickenshit."
<Lamb> "He might kill people, but he drinks with his pinky extended."
<WorkJon> "Also remember you must be the one to seduce the ohter, not the other way around. I will now."
<Lamb> Franklin: *just glowers* "Stay away from my butthole, Chickenshit. I'm savin' myself for marriage."
<WorkJon> "You can try for Niels, if you believe you could win him over in a fist fight with Yori."
<Lamb> >implying Niel doesn't just want to fuck the APS as well
<WorkJon> >Implying they don't want to just have threesome with APS
<Lamb> >implying the APS isn't already having wild orgies with the three ships
<Lamb> >implying Don The Donkey isn't telepathically having sex with everyone and everything right now
<Lamb> Niel is basically the pimp right now, though
<Lamb> He's been intimately close and personal with Jane, Alice, and Yori compared to every one else.
<WorkJon> Yup, Alice touched him all over.

 

[Amaryllis]

<WorkJon> Hmmm would you say that Saph is moe?

Spoiler

 

[ShotJon]

I think Alice's secondary job from now on is to be Condescending bitch.

 

[Lamb]

A sneak peek for Amaryllis:

アキちゃん！ (=^･ｪ･^=))ﾉ彡☆
Ohayo gozaimasu! It's very early in the morning here where I am, and I think it's the middle of the night on Yamatai. Where are you right now, and what time is it there?

I read your message about getting married. ฅ ̳͒•ˑ̫• ̳͒ฅ♡ You're so silly, Aki-chan. You think even a stupendous person like you can get away with just wanting to get married out of the blue? Somebody's got a case of the silly-dumbs. It's okay, though, I still like you. I don't know when I'll get some more leave, but I'd love to come and visit you at your new job. Right now, though, I'm always working and I'm super-busy all the time. I just spend all my time waiting for my next break so I can have a nap.

(≚ᄌ≚)ƶƵ

Maybe when I come and visit you, we can take a nap together, and you can start the long path of winning my heart for a lifetime by making me feel special and wonderful with your cute kisses and a severe case of happy-glads.

Please keep writing me. It's so lonely out here in space, and I missed you and Koko and Siv and the Motome's huuuuuuge cafeteria.

Yours Truly,
ฅ ̳͒•ˑ̫• ̳͒ฅ♡ Miria

 

[Lamb]

There comes a moment in every plot where a GM has to decide whether it will be more funny/interesting to intervene with an NPC, at the expense to interrupt something like this... But so far, no direct mention of genitals, no outright sex, so I guess it's NC-17. I'll use that as an excuse to not interrupt quite yet. Just remember, as always: "Terraforming Ake is not an 18+ plot. Any adult interactions will need to be posted in the appropriate areas of the site. Please remember that aside from visible breasts and buttocks, genital interaction is considered to be adult material by most rating standards. Have fun role-playing your characters doing all sorts of terrible things with one another in an 18+ part of the site and by all means make it canon."

 

[ShotJon]

Is cock-fencing considered genital interactions?

 

[Lamb]

Yes.

 

[ShotJon]

That is one less thing Chickenshit could do to prove himself.

 

[Amaryllis]

Well I'm mostly just having fun waiting for the timeskip forward where our characters start discussing splitting the loot and asking Greg for his life story. But yeah, I'll make a thread elsewhere if things keep going. Gotta troll Sapphire about Neko some more.

I'm mildly disappointed Sapphire didn't do this.

 

[Lamb]

Akemi's face when right now

 

[Amaryllis]

I'm thinking more like this or this.

 

[Samanthia]

giggles*

 

[Lamb]

Okay, tomorrow if I can stay awake when I get home, a timeskip. Until then--

Oh, hey shower room people. What's going on over here, guys?

 

[Amaryllis]

Yaaay.
Will we finally hear Greg's life story?
Will there be a campfire gathering?
Will Franklin play an instrument?
Will Daziel declare rights to the loot will be decided by knife fighting after forming a moving circle?
Will we go exploring soon?

 

[Syaoran]

Is Akemi thinking those things or is she saying them 'telepathicly'?