"Squids." Spencer explained to Sapphire as he pulled the straps against the back of his head and pressed his flat-brimmed hat down on top of them, his voice still quite audible despite being muffled by the mask. "... is big floatin' psychic meatballs with slimy spaghetti pokin' out of 'em. They use these spaghetti fingers to play with the dirty parts of catgirls and people an' they gets to layin' eggs in 'em and enslavin' folk with brainwashing and such-- and then they makes their own catgirls. Whooped their slimy asses in the war, we did." While this was a round-about way to put it, and it drew a much friendlier illustration than the one typically given, it was true enough, and there was little more to say about it than that.
At this point, Franklin squinted his eyes for a moment and peeled the mask off to let out a gust of smoke and spit his cigarette right onto the floor of the cargo bay, right next to the conference table. In his eagerness to work, he'd forgotten about it despite the fact that I wrote nearly a paragraph about how great it was. After stamping it out with his foot, he went on as he put the mask back over his face, "Anyhow; as fer the air outside: it's just a lot of ammonia mixed in with your typical see-oh-two an free oxygen and the like. Don't get it in yer eyes or yer lungs and you'll be fine 'n' dandy. Worst it'll do to your skin is make the shit shiny, dry, and soft as a chinchilla. Hell, you'll be the talk o' the town-- get the attention of all the young brats. Boys from all over will line up fer a shot to get in yer pants or at least hold your hand."
With this information having been presented in his presence, Niel decided that now was the time for him to silently get up and saunter weakly over to the kitchenette. Someone had made some dry, white toast earlier and its smell still lingered enough to influence the shipwrecked shipwright.