I do not now, nor have I ever recommended damaging or defacing your monitor for the purposes of Role-Playing. How about, instead, you might take moment to read the article and then say something along the lines of: "This looks like the way Origin would do it." or "My company would never carry on in such a heinous manner."
Then, I shall submit it unto the mercy of the T&S people along with the sheets for the characters who are not already approved, in hopes that they may find favor with it.