The following was posted on a mailing list I'm on a while back, and I thought it was interesting. I'm not sure of the original author.
Thoughts?
The primary mission of military forces is to march in victory parades.
Roll of drum and shrill of pipe and captured battle standards are the
actual coinage of power, what makes theoretical authority real. Forces
and weapons should be configured accordingly - for warships, giltwork,
carving, pennants, etc., to maximize the impression of might and grandeur.
Some of you, from the narrow perspective of 20th-21st century
functionalism, are muttering something about combatworthiness. Of
course that is a necessary design feature, since a precondition of
victory parades is victories. Combat power is like seakeeping ability
- necessary for a ship to perform its mission, but not to be mistaken
FOR the mission.
A simplistic example. Suppose (ignoring all details of specific
mission capabilities) that aircraft carriers and nuclear subs have
equivalent combat power. The carrier is the superior weapon, because
it is a far better showboat, the primary strategic mission.
Oh, I'm not saying subs don't have a useful mission! I'm saying that
the fundamental mission of a navy or other military is political, and
showboating is an important part of that mission. In fact, in grand
strategic context, fighting is often what you fall back on if
showboating fails.
There's also a quite separate dimension to decorating military
hardware such as warships - if the gummint doesn't decorate them the
crews will, if permitted. Carving cavorting goddesses on a 17th c.
ship may have just been their version of bomber nose art.
Thoughts?