Recipient: Araxie Serai
From: [ERROR {404A}: USER_INVALID]
Subject: Re: Relationship Advice
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I’m a friend of yours, Araxie, and I all I want is for you and your boytoy to be together again, because friends helps their friends out in times of trouble. Birds of a feather gotta flock together, right?
Anyway, I talked to the friend with all of that cool stuff, and guess what? He said the most totally awesome thing: we can borrow it while he‘s away on vacation!!!
Maybe a couple of my friends (thanks for returning my call so soon, by the way!), you, and I could, like, go camping or something near the boot camp your boytoy was sent to? I heard the camp has a totally mysterious algae swamp and a bunch of hills (that are just
great for shredding!) nearby, so we could, like, have lots and lots of fun during the day, then sneak you in to see your boytoy at night, or something!!!
Give me a call back ASAP, cause I’m, like, totes getting excited for this!!!!!!
P.S: My name’s Serina, btw. Sorry for not telling you earlier!!!
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