To: Imperial Premier Ketsurui-Shinjuku Hanako
From: Rurunaru Kamatara (and Narapara Aparatta)
Dear Your Ketsuruiness,
See, about that, Nara was a senior NCO and I was an upper-mid-ranking officer. As much as we love shooting stuff, excuse my skepticism, I don't feel like the SAoY would be inclined to let us trade that in one-for-one, and we're not inclined to start over at the bottom. What else you got in the "serving the Yamataian public" department. Preferably where we can still maybe shoot some stuff if it came up sometimes and what not.
We think the Empress is totally rad,
Rurunaru Kamatara (and Narapara Aparatta)
PS We're more interested in the "not being arrested for shooting at you 15 years ago" bit more than the citizenship thing, but that's cool too.
PPS Sorry we forgot to ask for pardons and amnesty when we asked for the ship, but they didn't arrest us on the spot when we delivered it so we thought it was cool, but it would still be nice to get it in writing.
PPPS We're super sorry about that btw