Okay, let's see here... where do I- Dammit, no, I don't want to order a new uniform, I- what do you mean illegal operation? I've been clean for, hell, weeks now- oh, that kind of illegal, your crazy damned computer laws. (This part of transmission incoherent, sounds like grim-sounding mumbling) Oh, hey, it's working. Hefting a crowbar always does the trick, man or machine. Ahem.
Edison Abhay, Technical Sentry, Enlisted, reporting for duty and awaiting orders.
Now let's see, off button, off button, off- hoo boy, I hope those files weren't important. Dammit, how do I turn this thing o-
*transmission ends*
(Unsure if I was supposed to do this here or in the Star Army thing, I don't know if Star Army communications extends to Nepleslian as well as Yamataian. If it does, I'll scrap this and move it there.)