Yoshiro Tanaka
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Ok so to debut this forum thread...
What's Harry Potter's favorite pet?
A labracadabrador.
What's Harry Potter's favorite pet?
A labracadabrador.
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Yoshiro's famous (not really)dad jokes and silly observations about life.
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Yoshiro Tanaka
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What happens when someone cons you out of your Minecraft loot?
You get MINESHAFTED.
You get MINESHAFTED.
A vulture was heading out on its summer holiday. It walked through the airport with dead critter for an in-flight snack tucked under one arm and its travel bag in the other hand. Everything was going fine, until it was stopped at the boarding gate by the attendant there, who said:
"I'm sorry Sir, you're only allowed one piece of carrion..."
"I'm sorry Sir, you're only allowed one piece of carrion..."
Yoshiro Tanaka
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What is the one ice cream treat that needs to see a psychologist?
Banana because it's got a split personality.
Banana because it's got a split personality.
Yoshiro Tanaka
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What do you call a criminal who lives next to mister Rogers?
Mister Roger's neighbor hood.
Mister Roger's neighbor hood.
Yoshiro Tanaka
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What do you do when you have a citrus that is hurt?
You give it lemon aid.
You give it lemon aid.
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Yoshiro Tanaka
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Thanks.Pure gold
Yoshiro Tanaka
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's?
Because he felt crummy.
Because he felt crummy.
Yoshiro Tanaka
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What is a rapping farmer's favorite way of greeting his friends?
E Aye e Aye yoooooo dawg!
E Aye e Aye yoooooo dawg!
Yoshiro Tanaka
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It's all fun and games until you put an eye out...
Then it's all fun and games with no depth perception.
Then it's all fun and games with no depth perception.
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Why did the peanut call the police after he left the bar?
I'll see my self out now.
He was a-salted!
I'll see my self out now.
Yoshiro Tanaka
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I just had a thought.
What if soy milk is just spanish milk introducing itself.
What if soy milk is just spanish milk introducing itself.
Yoshiro Tanaka
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my doctor said i have too many dreams about television series.
my doctor is right, i had another episode last night.
my doctor is right, i had another episode last night.
