Yoshiro's famous (not really)dad jokes and silly observations about life.

[Yoshiro Tanaka]

Ok so to debut this forum thread...

What's Harry Potter's favorite pet?
A labracadabrador.

 

[Cowboy]

What does a Spanish cowboy call his daughter?

Hiii-jaaa (yee-haa)

 

[Yoshiro Tanaka]

What happens when someone cons you out of your Minecraft loot?
You get MINESHAFTED.

 

[iaincarter]

A vulture was heading out on its summer holiday. It walked through the airport with dead critter for an in-flight snack tucked under one arm and its travel bag in the other hand. Everything was going fine, until it was stopped at the boarding gate by the attendant there, who said:

"I'm sorry Sir, you're only allowed one piece of carrion..."

 

[Yoshiro Tanaka]

What is the one ice cream treat that needs to see a psychologist?
Banana because it's got a split personality.

 

[Sunny D]

I'd tell dad jokes but I don't have any kids.
To do so would make me a faux pa.

 

[Yoshiro Tanaka]

What do you call a criminal who lives next to mister Rogers?
Mister Roger's neighbor hood.

 

[Yoshiro Tanaka]

What do you do when you have a citrus that is hurt?
You give it lemon aid.

 

[Nakshatra]

Pure gold

 

[Yoshiro Tanaka]

Pure gold

Thanks.

 

[Yoshiro Tanaka]

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's?

Because he felt crummy.

 

[Yoshiro Tanaka]

What is a rapping farmer's favorite way of greeting his friends?

E Aye e Aye yoooooo dawg!

 

[Yoshiro Tanaka]

It's all fun and games until you put an eye out...
Then it's all fun and games with no depth perception.

 

[Charaa]

i mean true!

 

[Andrew]

Why did the scarecrow win an award?​

Spoiler: Answer

Because he was outstanding in his field!

 

[Commissar Farzi]

Why did the peanut call the police after he left the bar?

Spoiler: Answer

He was a-salted!

I'll see my self out now.

 

[Yoshiro Tanaka]

I just had a thought.
What if soy milk is just spanish milk introducing itself.