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Yoshiro's famous (not really)dad jokes and silly observations about life.

A vulture was heading out on its summer holiday. It walked through the airport with dead critter for an in-flight snack tucked under one arm and its travel bag in the other hand. Everything was going fine, until it was stopped at the boarding gate by the attendant there, who said:

"I'm sorry Sir, you're only allowed one piece of carrion..."
 

Why did the scarecrow win an award?


Because he was outstanding in his field!
 
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