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YINN (8月15日 YE40) — Today in Elysia Novus, three consecutive terror attacks struck the Psomi production plants, crippling the food production of the entire city. The bombs killed 14 workers on the spot, and 10 workers later died in the hospital before backups could be completed. As of the current time the Elysian Senate is denying foreign aid, stating, “We would like to prove our own self-sufficiency in this time of crisis. We cannot depend on the mercy of others forever.” Private relief organizations within Elysia, however, are still functioning and distributing food despite the Senate’s closure to foreign aid from other governments, with supplies being given to them by other relief organizations not affiliated with Elysia. In...

Your regularly broadcasted show, "Gun Review" will be back in a moment. For now, here's a commercial from one of Nepleslia's newest corporations; Ken-TEC. "Hello everyone." A large, burly man of ID-SOL descent cuts into view on the screen. "My name is Ashton Acres; CEO of Ken-TEC. At Ken-TEC, we have one goal; to ensure you Ken-TEC home your very own piece of prime Nepleslian engineering." The ad goes silent so the joke clearly doesn't land. "Ahem... well, apologies. Today, I hope my ad space is well-received; all of you fabulous folk out there providing us excellent encouragement in the local scene of Kennewes and even custom orders have been a big help! So today, we want to give back. No, I don't mean our recently produced...

"Today, we've got exciting news for all you parents and older soldiers; a new announcement from the Nepleslian hit band - Aethersperm - to be specific!" -------------------------------- "Oy 'ey 'erryone, ya boy J-Jon! I gots'sum news or sommin'; we're doin'a tour." The now aging metal legend is doing good despite his awful lifestyle; a single streak of grey runs through his ravishingly long hair. To his sides, fan-favorite Dizzy is modestly covered up and wearing a uncharacteristically concealing turtleneck with Moe and Rodney looking fresh as ever. "All 'ose Yammies ain't too 'appy, but we makin' 'is special yeah? We's tourin' all 'ya lads' worlds, same-is uz'; but we also lookin' to visit Nekoville! 'Ope you lookin' ou', tickets...

Pub, Netoshen A group of My'leke are sitting around a table which has several cards on it, each person has several cards in their 'hands', as they play the TV in the corner of the Pub has the current news on it; for a moment the group just ignores it, but something catches their eyes and they turn toward it. "In other news, the council has chosen to permit foreign business," the camera woman looks off screen, the camera pans to show several members of the Citizens Oversight Commitee. "Excuse me sir, can you tell us any specifics?" The committee member, who at first looked at the reporter, then looked into the camera. "I can, first off, while the council has approved this measure it is .. what some people might consider to be...

"Today, we have some news from the Colonial Expanse for a change that isn't about war, Cameraman Todd!" The cheery blonde reporter winks at the cameraman before the screen shifts to a view of the Nepleslian Colonial Expanse. "Today, the planetary governors of various planets throughout the Expanse have put forward a piece of planetary legislation. Colonial incentives are aimed to bring the average working stiffs - much like those of you who recently claimed our special Akemi's discount code last Monday - and those who feel they need a fresh start. Footage from across the colony suggests that only a month of having quietly tested this to select groups has led to satisfaction rates near the upper seventy percent! That means that Joes...