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THIS IS AN IMPORTANT EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE YAMATAI PLANETARY ALERT SYSTEM. THE STAR ARMY OF YAMATAI HAS ISSUED AN INVASION WARNING FOR THE YAMATAI STAR SYSTEM.
AT 8PM KYOTO TIME AN NMX FORCE OF APPROXIMATELY 4500 WARSHIPS WAS DETECTED IN THE OUTSKIRTS OF THE YAMATAI (KIKYO) SYSTEM AND IS APPROACHING THE PLANET YAMATAI.
FOR SAFETY REASONS ALL CITIZENS IN THE YAMATAI (KIKYO) SYSTEM ARE TO REPORT IMMEDIATELY TO THEIR DESIGNATED EMERGENCY SHELTERS. ALL STAR ARMY PERSONNEL REPORT TO YOUR DUTY STATIONS IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.