[21:16] CadetNewb Wait. What if it was a water and an air tank? Though, if they drank the water when thirsty, they might need to go.
[21:16]
Aoba_Fian smuglyfe.jpg
[21:16] CadetNewb What if the Aggressor unzipped and aimed for them?
[21:16]
Aoba_Fian Cadet all nep armors already have pissing facilities
[21:16] CadetNewb Yeah, but they're not described at all.
[21:16]
Itkatsu Shokaku lives up to her luck by taiha'ing next match too
[21:17]
Aoba_Fian Also, what more natural way to claim territory than marking it?
[21:17]
Eistheid Empty your bladder and demoralize your foe.
[21:17] CadetNewb <Aggressor> "I gotta take a leak." *unzipping sound commences inside suit*
[21:17] CadetNewb Actually Fian, that's not a bad idea.
[21:17] CadetNewb What if there was an 'exhaust port' hidden under the groin plate?
[21:18]
WorkanJim That fucking Hiei is cursed, Itkatsu!
[21:18] CadetNewb It would probably house a hose or something for the pilot to empty the waste with.
[21:19]
Aoba_Fian >Run a tube all the way to the soles of the PA feet
[21:19]
Aoba_Fian >????
[21:19] CadetNewb Hell no.
[21:19] CadetNewb I like this idea since it means the Aggressor can literally piss on a wall.
[21:19]
Aoba_Fian >Pisskick or space EVA reactive mass
[21:19] CadetNewb
[21:20] CadetNewb Ok, you know what, it makes more sense to recycle the water.
[21:20] CadetNewb But another idea; what if the unzipper used the same principals as the PPG?
[21:20] CadetNewb The marine would control it /with their mind/
[21:21]
Aoba_Fian I think we have gone too far
[21:21]
Aoba_Fian -to stop now
[21:21] CadetNewb Don't you mean, not far enough?
[21:21] CadetNewb Ok, I'm totally doing this.
[21:21]
Aoba_Fian Nep Commander: "I NEED ARTILLERY FIRE ON MY MARKER!"
[21:22] CadetNewb
[21:22]
Aoba_Fian Nep COmmander: *Pissing noises*
[21:22]
Aendri I can now imagine Nep soldiers drinking radioactive materials just so they can use piss as a target marker.
[21:22] CadetNewb And we already got radiological dyes for medical use...
[21:23]
Aendri Exactly.
[21:23] CadetNewb <Suku> "WHERE ARE ALL MY CHEM MARKERS?!"
[21:23]
Aoba_Fian Just fyi I am only going with this to sabotage the PA competition
[21:23]
Aoba_Fian Doh whoops
[21:23] CadetNewb Sabotage who?
[21:24]
Aoba_Fian You
[21:25] CadetNewb How is this sabotage? This is brilliant!
[21:27] -->| Kampfer (
[email protected].14056255.com.hmsk) has joined
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[21:27] CadetNewb Seriously though, what if the Aggressor could do this;
[21:27]
Foxtrot Luca|Work:
http://i.4cdn.org/v/1427339728750.webm
[21:27]
Aoba_Fian Great, now you associated it with Bayformers
[21:28]
Aoba_Fian Distaste in my mouth is distasteful
[21:28]
Aendri Not helping your case, Cadet.
[21:28] CadetNewb Hey, I don't like Bay, but there were a few moments which were worthwhile.
[21:28]
Aoba_Fian Daily reminder on how shipgrils are born
http://puu.sh/gGJcW/a1107eec3a.jpg
[21:28]
Luca|Work Foxtrot: Can't webm on phone.
[21:29]
Luca|Work Describe it to me
[21:29]
Foxtrot It's someone getting a 30x killstreak in hotline miami 2
[21:30] CadetNewb Kampfer, we're discussing how the Aggressor should be able to allow a marine to urinate.
[21:30]
Kampfer It's called piss before you get in the car.
[21:30] CadetNewb Yeah, but what about pissing. On things?
[21:30]
Aoba_Fian squeezes past Kampfer and Cadet to go to the loo at the theatre, blocking the view to the climax of the story
[21:31] CadetNewb *loads of copy-pasta*
[21:31]
Aendri Cadet.
[21:31]
Aendri I will kill you.
[21:31]
Aendri That should be a goddamn PM.
[21:31]
Foxtrot breaker
[21:31] CadetNewb Sorry.
[21:31]
Aoba_Fian Aendri_Heero_Yui
[21:31] CadetNewb I forget that it pings people.
[21:31]
Kampfer Our Marines will piss before they get in their PA or piss on themselves and deal with it, damnit.
[21:32]
Aendri You don't want to be able to pee on cats?
[21:32]
Aoba_Fian Or on... Frogs
[21:32] CadetNewb But! The joys of a marine stealing the radioactive medical dyes, just so they can piss radioactive artillery markers!
[21:32]
Aoba_Fian Alien toads
[21:32]
Aoba_Fian looks at Kampfer
[21:32]
Kampfer And regarding Clarkson, he was fired because he's a man in a nation filled mostly with efette girly men.
[21:32]
Aendri You know you want to pee on alien frogs, Kampfer.
[21:33]
Kampfer No pissing PAs.
[21:33] CadetNewb Why though? It just seems so naturally...Nepleslian.
[21:33]
Aoba_Fian I'm only saying yes because it makes Cadet's PA look silly
[21:33]
Kampfer No pissing PAs.
[21:34]
Arieg Aftermarket addition?
[21:34]
Kampfer No pissing PAs.
[21:34]
Aoba_Fian We already have a fucking spacesuit
[21:34]
Doshii_Jun Kampfer: You're a treasure and a credit to the nation.
[21:34] CadetNewb Aww, you too Doshii?
[21:34]
Doshii_Jun ?
[21:35]
Aoba_Fian https://wiki.stararmy.com/doku.php?id=nepleslia:vacuum_survival_suit
[21:35]
Foxtrot This sounds too much like someone with a golden shower fetish wanting to implement it on the PA
[21:35]
Aoba_Fian Scroll all the way down
[21:35] CadetNewb Oh well. This is what criticism is for anyways.
[21:35]
Kampfer Do I need to bring out the goddamn FM Crown and secret polizei? No pising PAs.
[21:35]
Kampfer pissing, whatev.
[21:35]
Doshii_Jun tries not to laugh.
[21:35]
Doshii_Jun Oh Nepleslia.
[21:36]
Foxtrot By the way, Kampfer
[21:36]
Itkatsu Kampfer is going to bring the hose out and spray down all you people for getting to excited over this
[21:36]
Kampfer Goddamn right I will.
[21:36]
Foxtrot I'm gonna need your help in WT, nigguh. I have some mission wagers that I need wingman to achieve and another one where I need to win, so I need you to help me with them in plones
[21:36]
Itkatsu iykwim
[21:36]
Luca|Work Foxtrot: Holy shit. Kudos to that murder spree
[21:36]
Kampfer I'll call in the National Guard to Kent State and have us some Dead Protestors 2: Intellectual Shoot-a-roo going down