Activity

[Chigusa]

*Screams*

I'm going to tear your eyes out! *Chases with a rusty spoon.*

BLAAARGH! ANNOYING!

 

[Luca]

Hmm... playing knifey spoony, are we Chisuga?
Yay! Spoonfight!! *Chases Chisuga with a rusty spork*

 

[Zakalwe]

Well you two have been having a very interesting conversation ...

You can't really be a citizen of the world - our cultures are too diverse. You can have no cultural heritage and no ideology - but then you're simply a legal citizen and have no true citizenship.

Incidently.

 

[Moon Doll's Twin]

I dont really have a cultural identity ANYWAY, thanks to what some would call "interbreeding" and what I call "screwing people while in foreign countries".

Closest I have is the religious identity, which isnt all that unifying anyway, since my familiy is kind of excommunicated from the organized Baha'i church.

 

[Chigusa]

Incidentally, "two diverse" doesn't make sense.


English is my SECOND language.

And you live in ENGLAND!

You'd think you'd get that right! XD

 

[Moon Doll's Twin]

Seki says the same thing. You two should start an ESL English Nazi Union.

Especially if your spoken English is as clumsy as hers.

 

[Zakalwe]

In my justification I'm Dyspraxic.

 

[Moon Doll's Twin]

And I have diabetes.








Disclaimer: I do not actually have diabetes.

 

[Zakalwe]

Whereas I do have Dyspraxia.

Disclaimer: I really do have Dyspraxia.

 

[Moon Doll's Twin]

I have Dyslexia. And disassociative multiple personas.




Disclaimer: I really do suffer from moderately severe dyslexia.
Disclaimer: To my knowledge I don't have multiple personas. To. My. Knowledge.

 

[Zakalwe]

Fortunatly I only suffer from some of the symptoms of Dyslexia, rather than the condition itself. However my organisation sucks. Sucks like a hoover.

Disclaimer: They don't think I do.

 

[Moon Doll's Twin]

It doesnt suck like an "unfortunate"?

Since Britain doesnt have whores.

...
...
...
That was such an awesome movie...

 

[Zakalwe]

... I don't know what you're talking about.

 

[Moon Doll's Twin]

From Hell.

"Oh, but Britain doesnt have whores, does it? Just an endless supply of extremely unlucky women."

 

[Zakalwe]

Never saw it.

In any case, we use to have ladies of lose morals, now we have prostitutes. I blame America.

 

[Moon Doll's Twin]

Well, America couldn't exist if Britain hadn't fucked up so royally in the 18th century.

 

[Zakalwe]

Fucked up, caused to exist.

Same difference.

 

[Moon Doll's Twin]

And lest we forget, the British empire, then the most powerful nation on Earth, was positively humiliated...

...by a bunch of disgruntled dandies and the French.



That really has to sting.

 

[Zakalwe]

... We were unlucky, and the French were the second most powerful nation in the world.

And all the loyal people went to Canada. Thus making that a significantly nicer country.

 

[Moon Doll's Twin]

I dont deny this. ^.^ But some people seem to have it driven into their skulls that France has no (and has never had) military power.

Which simply isnt true. And never has been. And really, never will be.