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To be fair it hasn't been very formidable for the last 500 years.

It was a nasty bastard up untill the 14th Century though - especially under Charles and Phillip.

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So? France in World War 1 had the largest army in the world. It still had an enormous army in World War 2. Didn't do them much good.

It's not the quality of your troops, or their numbers - it's how you use them. Phillip was the last good king at doing that.

Napoleon doesn't count. We beat him.
 
Today my Biology teacher had us do one of those genetics labs where we are paired with someone, different gender or not, to have a child with. We were encouraged to choose a partner of a different ethnic background, and it was suggested by other students that I choose a brit, saying that two ugly parents would make a cute kid.

I chose Emma Watson.

We had the best looking kid in that class. I swear to you this. "Ugly Americans" my ass.

/barely on topic post.
 
Australia was once Britain's Penal Colony. That is till we grew brains and came to despise the very guys who dumped us there in the first place!

Nowadays, we've moved on, we've got the sports capital of the World, Melbourne, We've got fancy opera houses, great big barrier reefs among other things!

Oh, did I mention that we have somewhat unstable politicians?
 
Zakalwe said:
She's not so cool.

Terrible, terrible movies.

I don't watch movies, and Harry Potter isn't really my thing, but she's cute AND smart, which is hard to find these days. Besides that, I was the only one to choose someone close to my age. Everyone else chose someone like...15-20 years older than themselves. Age of consent for the win.

And does anyone else realize this topic has NOTHING to do with it's original intent anymore?
 
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