Fred
Retired Staff
Congratulations for:
- Your wife's successful pregnancy;
- Getting a new baby girl;
- All the future cute happy moments waiting for you, including all (or most) of her firsts;
- Having the foresight of previously building a 4-person strong baby raising force - delegate to them to regain forum posting opportunities;
- For contributing to the fight against population aging - you certainly have done more than your part!
- All the hours of sleep you're about to miss out on;
- Upcoming regurgitation of not-so-digested body-warmth milk all over your shoulder (that's always fun >_>);
- Once again facing your old nemesis: the rather-used diaper;
- The upcoming breakage of personnal effects as baby-Elita absolutely must discover how they taste when she chews on them (true story, I ruined my dad's old disk records);
- For when you'll visit high school and get mistaken for her grand dad (true story, I did that when I met one of my dorm mates' parents);