Rob Dougan - Drinking Song
SCENE >> Information Systems Office
Yaichiro was greeted by the one who called him immediately. "Greetings! Call me Dastravi. Anzalez Dastravi. Weird name, I know. Anyway, I'm one of the foremost experts on the IES system." From his appearance, and what he was wearing - a plaid shirt and somewhat old jeans - one wouldn't place him as an IES expert (although certainly a huge fucking nerd).
Yaichiro knew better, however, than to criticize dress on a station where the Taisa wore civilian clothing, and expected some of the experts to be civilians...he bowed, electing to treat the man as a superior officer, and introduced himself. "I am Santo Juni Kage Yaichiro, Head of the Weapons Team. Is there a way I can assist you, Sir?"
"Yeah, some officer with hair covering her face said I have to monitor communications, but I can't do that without pushing back my schedule too much. What I need you to do is lay groundwork for the KAMI - essentially, build its eyes and ears." Dastravi brushed some hair out of his face - to Yaichiro, it much be strange to see someone who wears sunglasses inside. "I can't order you to do that, of course, but I'd really appreciate it. Kessaku sure did a number on me when they sent me here...they expect me to install all the MEGAMI systems on the ships here, too! I haven't stepped foot on a warship before in my life!" And now he was rambling.
Yaichiro smiled ever so slightly, before answering the man. "My team is ahead of schedule, and we currently lack the materials to go much further until the weapons actually arrive. As for assisting on the KAMI's groundwork, that will not be a problem. I'll push it to the top of our to-do list. We may also be able to help you on the ships' groundwork as well, or at least I will. I have experience with both Sakura and Nozomi-class vessels."
"Oh? What did you serve on? An old friend is serving on a Sakura-class." Dastravi seemed interested in casual conversation now that the deals were made, and a violet-haired neko offered the two of them drinks, of which Dastravi requested a rum and coke.
Yaichiro orders, oddly enough, a water and ...Onion Juice. "I served on THE Sakura. NG-X1-360, under Taisa Ketsurui Hanako, as a Technical Sentry, and later as Chief Engineer." Yaichiro didn't always engage in small talk, but it couldn't hurt...he hadn't spoken to a civilian in a little while, after all...
"Ah...I heard they were just captured, you know. But they got out all right. Damn if they aren't the luckiest ship I've ever seen." Dastravi didn't seem to notice Yaichiro's choice in drink.
Yaichiro seemed pleased. "Yes...of course, there's skill involved too. There has to be, if anyone on that ship hopes to live long...They're likely one of the finest crews there are." Yaichiro took a sip of the Onion juice, enjoying the fluid immensely. "They certainly use their hemosynthesis tanks a lot...even I lost my left arm while on a mission once...I know someone who was completely decapitated, too, and lived."
"...how does that work?" The strange adventures of the Star Army were nothing short of confusing and utterly fantastical for civilians, and Dastravi showed that well.
Yaichiro smiled just a hair more as he drank the Onion Juice. "Well, the NH-28 has the ability to connect tendrils to the severed head through the neck and sustain it for a short time...though the person isn't conscious, of course. Get them to a Hemosynthesis tank within ten minutes or so, and they can be sustained and connected to a freshly generated body. The person who was decapitated wasn't even a Neko. She was a Yamataian."
"...that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard." Not exactly the most subtle man in the universe.
Yaichiro shrugged, not irritated or insulted in any way. "Well, it's still true, none the less. She's alive because of it. I wouldn't have believed it either, had I not been out there with them...so, what kinds of odd things have you run into, installing IES systems?"
"I don't usually install them like this - I was just the only one available, so Anri sent me." Dastravi sighed briefly. "She's so delightful..."
Yaichiro blinked upon hearing the well-known name. "You know Kessaku Anri personally? Impressive..."
"Indeed...and she can do some things with her legs that would amaze you, kid. I gotta tell ya, it's good to be in her personal staff." A perverted grin.
Yaichiro blinked, before understanding. "...I see the Sakura isn't the only place that allows...closeness...between their superiors and personnel..." He was a bit surprised. He hadn't heard that particular detail about Kessaku Anri...
"Hah! You kidding? What are you, some kind of coast-dweller?" Being a native Yamataian, and raised in the kind of debauchery Yaichiro described, he found it quaint that Yaichiro was so surprised.
Yaichiro shook his head. "I was sheltered as a kid, and after some...stuff happened, I joined the YSA. The Sakura was my very first assignment."
"Well, that explains it." Dastravi grinned. "So who took your virginity, then, kid? Nekos are notorious virgin killers. I should know."
Yaichiro blushed. "Actually, it was a Yamataian woman I served with...I was able to evade the Nekos until then." He gave a small smile.
"Well, I know a few virgin killers myself. Ah well...some friendly advice. If you see a girl you like, take her right away! Otherwise the nekos will keep chasing you into your old age." Dastravi adjusted his aviators briefly. "You're a nice kid, if a little naive. Good to meet you."
Yaichiro nodded. "Yeah, nice to meet you too. I've always been interested in the software side of things to a degree, but I've only been on the hardware side. I've become of some worth though, but you're likely even more valuable than I am. IES professionals are hard to come by, or so I hear."
"There's only a handful in known space, and almost all of them work directly for Anri. I suppose if we had some spare time, I could show you the basics." Dastravi smiled - a good kid, and maybe a good friend, if things worked out. "But for now, you should get started."
Yaichiro nodded. "Yes, Sir. I'll have my Crew start work right away. Should we follow the data in the standard Zodiac Star Fortress Schematic, or do you have custom instructions?"
"Nope. Just do it by the book...I do have some tricks in programming to do, but the hardware is all standard." A grin. "I am a genius, after all."
Yaichiro gave a small laugh. "Well, we'll get to work then!" He finished his drinks and popped a mint in his mouth... "I guess I'll see you when you make your check on the installation bases?"
"Mmhmm. Feel free to contact my assistant if you have any questions." Dastravi stood and shook Yaichiro's hand. "Pleasure drinking with you."
Yaichiro nodded. "Same here. See you, Sir!"
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