"Oh! Uh..." Asher cringed at that, not having anything previously loaded to put into this social mess-up. Normally, with anyone else, the Malifarian would have a quick, cut and dry solution. This time, however, he had to do something that wasn't quite himself, otherwise, he'd be running from Kyoufuu all day. Though, being anything other than Asher was difficult for the man. "There wass' somethin' I always wanted t'--..." What was it? Say, do, see? Argh! Screw it! I need somethin' now.
Without a second thought, Asher's already presented hands squeezed Masako's chest. For the first few seconds, his face gained a dreamy, satisfied expression. The Juni's body had always been a little bit of forbidden fruit, and the feeling of her clothed chest under his hands provided a grand sense of accomplishment. It was as if he had completed a grand quest, and was now groping the princess as a reward, instead of having to rescue her again. Though, the sensation would quickly fade.
Wait, why!? Why didja' betray me, my hands!? thought Asher in horror as he realized what he had done, and turned his hands to face them, as if to have them answer for their crimes.
I dunno, but it was nice~ replied his hands.
Y'gunna' get me killed! growled his brain.
Y'gunna' get me bored. went his hands quietly.
"Thanks!" said Asher, spinning on one heel to leap on the table, and tried to escape, hopping tables to the door.