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Star ArmyⓇ is a landmark of forum roleplaying. Opened in 2002, Star Army is like an internet clubhouse for people who love roleplaying, art, and worldbuilding. Anyone 18 or older may join for free. New members are welcome! Use the "Register" button below.

Note: This is a play-by-post RPG site. If you're looking for the tabletop miniatures wargame "5150: Star Army" instead, see Two Hour Wargames.

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Round Robin

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KISS made an amazing explosive entrance blowing everyone else away. That included everyone but...
 
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The BUNES (Bureau of Un-Necessary Explosive Sites) came parachuting in near where the BUMF agents were. Then...
 
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the AGP (Anti-Goverment Protesters) swung right behind them and went to war with them in their own way. Peaceful sitting down and pouting till the Government left.
 
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But the government only left to release yet another of their devious plans, Rabid carnivorous squirrels on the AGPs. This was a rather successful tactic until. . .
 
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the AGP gave the squirrels better dental and a two month vacation, at which point the squirrels switched sides and...
 
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Which led to squirrels across the nation being classified as "National Securtiry threats" which caused.......
 
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the squirrels to invent micro-ftl technology and blast off to the other side of the galaxy, where they...
 
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With their brand new tentacle legs oozed into the nearest ocean and ate acorn shaped barnacles for the rest of their natural lives, until . . .
 
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The peguins marched to war, allied with the sea otters all in accordence with the prophecy of....
 
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the emperor penguin who predicted the large scale war between the Mishu-Squirrels and the samurai otter and penguins, the beginning of this war brought about the formation of the universal PETA who then....
 
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killed a thousand thousand puppies in a single year while claiming to be protecting all animals
 
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Suddenly, Luca came in flying on a paper plane. He began shooting Flaming fists of doom and mini-Luca Missiles at just about everyone he could see while avoiding fire coming his way. However...
 
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he forgot that his paper plane was made of a highly flammable mix of paper and gasoline. After his first shot the plane caught on fire and went down in a trail of smoke.
 
This increased global warming around the universe and so every government ever thought of came and taxed said Luca for pollution. He responded by . . .
 
Doing the only Luca-style thing and pulled out thousands of guns from his butt and proceeded to wipeout everyone that tried to fine/tax/kill/rob him. naturally the government responded with an angry.....
 
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