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Star ArmyⓇ is a landmark of forum roleplaying. Opened in 2002, Star Army is like an internet clubhouse for people who love roleplaying, art, and worldbuilding. Anyone 18 or older may join for free. New members are welcome! Use the "Register" button below.

Note: This is a play-by-post RPG site. If you're looking for the tabletop miniatures wargame "5150: Star Army" instead, see Two Hour Wargames.

  • If you were supposed to get an email from the forum but didn't (e.g. to verify your account for registration), email Wes at [email protected] or talk to me on Discord for help. Sometimes the server hits our limit of emails we can send per hour.
  • Get in our Discord chat! Discord.gg/stararmy
  • 📅 January 2025 is YE 47.1 in the RP.

Round Robin

...Bruce Lee, the only man capable of both controlling the almighty power of Chuck Norris and bequeaching the strange requirements of the illustrious and most unusual queen who went by the name of...
 
Wearing a large frilly collar that completely incapacitated her from eating on her own. The person chosen for the task of feeding was . . .
 
Having 2 nuclear bombs covered in colored sugar follow her everywhere and when she entered a room all inside had to say "nanu nanu" and prostrate themselves on the floor. She assisted Mr. Lee by . . .
 
... screaming at the top of her lungs in the language of the elders, causing ground crocodile tooth pudding to spawn in front of her. This caused...
 
everyone to agree that mummies sucked, and so did their lawyers. the lawyers however, did not agree and decided to press charges despite the ghost having dissapeared until...
 
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