Awesome Quotes

[I'm Only Dancing]

For the quotes that just deserve some recognition!

"Find the clitoris? Is that like finding Jesus or something?"
- Eric Cartman

 

[I'm Only Dancing]

"Blood makes the grass grow. KILL KILL KILL!"
- Ryoji Mikawa of Velvet Moon. I love our local bands. ^_^

 

[I'm Only Dancing]

"There is no road to peace, peace is the road."
- Mahatma Ghandi

 

[Wes]

"To be equal is not always fair." -Ketsurui Yui-Taisho

 

[I'm Only Dancing]

"They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people. And neither do we!"
- George W. Bush

 

[I'm Only Dancing]

"You can repeat the same tired doctrines everyone else is repeating. Or, you can say something true... and it will sound like it's from Neptune."

- Noam Chomsky

 

[Wes]

Wes: "I agree completely."
Andy: "I'm glad our understanding is parallel."

 

[I'm Only Dancing]

*coughcough* omfg... *cackle*

Anyhoo.

"When birds burp, it must taste like bugs!"

- Calvin

 

[Yangfan]

I know it's not a quote, but the new Paleocron drive system that can hop timelines reminded me of this scene from Futurama.

Fry: "Wait a minute, if he wasn't my grandfather, then who is?"

Professor: "Isn't it obvious?"

*Fry shakes his head*

Professor: *points at Fry* "You are!"

*Fry screams*

 

[I'm Only Dancing]

"Oh, a lesson in NOT CHANGING HISTORY from Mr. Im-my-own-grandpa! SCREW history!"

- Professor

 

[Wes]

Quote of the Day: 10 Oct 04

You do realize that, when the avatars generate new neko facial designs, they basically just have a Mrs. Potato-head model and set it on "random"? ^_^

-Yangfan Wang

 

[Rob]

The americans spent billions designing the perfect writing implement. It writes upside down, under water, in space... the russians used a pencil.

 

[Yangfan]

It was a big guy, overweight and with dark brown skin and wearing only a bloody "Looking for a Yamataian Girlfriend" t-shirt.

-Wesley Davis

XD

I almost fell off my chair. Good one.

 

[Tim]

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. -Mohandas K. Gandhi

 

[I'm Only Dancing]

"There is no road to peace - peace is the road."
Mahatma Ghandi

 

[Yangfan]

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.

Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790), Historical Review of Pennsylvania, 1759

 

[I'm Only Dancing]

It's amazing that I won. I was running against peace, prosperity, and incumbency.

- George W. Bush

 

[Yangfan]

XD

Come on Seki. He didn't really say that.

Funny, though.

 

[I'm Only Dancing]

He did.

When he was in Sweden, he said that.
LINK

That google search should give you enough links. ^_^

 

[Tim]

"Out of every 100 men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back."
-Heraclitus