Hikael: "Today, I will show you how to properly disarm people. Any volunteers?"
A plebian steps forward.
Hikael: "How brave. Now if you would please get into a fighting stance we will begin..."
The plebian lowers his stance, shield and sword at the ready. Hikael suddenly lunges forward and her sword sweeps up, tracing an ascending crescent moon path through the poor plebian's shoulder. Much blood then squirts out as the arm, severed, drops down to the floor with a thump.
Plebian: "AUUYGH! DA PAIN!!!"
Hikael: "...and this, my students, is how you properly disarm your opponents."
Plebian: "OH GAWD IT BUURNS!"
Hikael: "Heavens above! Someone give the poor man an aspirin..."
The angel instructor sighs in exasperation and walks away.
Plebian: "AHM BLEEDIN'!"