"Don't worry, this kitchen has had worse," He recalled the platypus incident that happened couple of weeks back, "Vince, ovens almost completely hot and the meals are defrosted, prepared and otherwise ready to cook. Please don't smash my counter!"
And as for Seiren getting his candies, about half of them had been eaten, but the rest were intact. Melissa seemed to be the guilty subject.
Luca, having heard more than a little bit of commotion in the kitchen, grumbled somewhat as he heard Vincent's voice raising to kill something.
"Crane, did you cook something he didn't like?" He got out of his chair and walked to the kitchen, leaning his head in, then noticing that the commotion was over a 'doll'. He sighed lightly and came all the way in.
"Vincent, should I buy you a life size Neko doll for you to punch when you're pissed off?" He came off somewhat condescendingly, but meant well, "I mean look at the doll. What'd it do to you? Someone probably put time, effort and care into making it look so lifelike."
"Uh, captain," Crane stammered whilst looking at him and Naoko, "That's not a doll."
Luca huffed a little, smiling, "Prove it," He requested, "Is it one of those synthetic action figures I keep hearing about?"
He walked over and inspect Naoko closely, calmly stepping past Vincent and wondering what all the fuss is about.
As he looked at the doll, not picking it up, he noticed that it blinked, breathed, shivered, and was wearing a shift and a teatowel.
"Wow, top quality," He said, still not knowing that this was an NH-12.
Echelon was quick to provide an answer to his question, detailing what she'd said about NH-12 earlier.
"The NH-12 was found as a stowaway. Diplomacy may be a reasonable course of action."
Luca then put his head back and realised that this situation had some weight. A potential ally, or enemy was in front of him, "Now I know why Vince is pissed."
He gave him a bit of a shove, "Zeta, hands off, Vince, calm down. I'll talk to her," When he saw the rage in his eyes, he felt the need to compound, "That's an order."
Crane stood back, and tried to resume cooking duty as best as he could. He started heating up meals alongside a large roast, especially for Vincent. There were roasted and steamed veggies cooking away too.
"Alright then. Might as well introduce myself," Luca said as he leaned against the upright fridge, as opposed to the coffin-fridge they'd picked up on the Crossroads, "My name is Luca Pavone, and judging by your alleged age (according to Echelon), you're probably behind on current events."
"If you're a stowaway, as Crane and Echelon say, you're the first, and probably the most pleasant," He smiled a little, "Although, there is a bit of an issue. You're a Nekovalkyrja. I have some slight trust issues with them," He then sighed a little, having some memories flood back.
"I was once in service to the Yamataian Star Army, the ship I was on got betrayed by the Executive Officer of my ship. She attempted to have the crew killed at least three times. Nobody died - we mostly survived by the skin of our teeth. Shrapnel wounds aren't pretty though, even without scars," He then sighed a little, shaking his head after remembering the YSS Goban, "But that was back then. My ID-SOL, however..."
He motioned to Vincent, "He's a bit more forthcoming with his dislikes, as you can tell. Good ally to have though. Saved my arse more times than I care to count," This was a slight fabrication, but he was sticking up for Vincent's better qualities.
Crane then took a quick break from getting everything ready, since it'd take care of itself for the next hour or so. He was also overwhelmed by the amount of people crammed into the tiny kitchen, "So, uh, what's your name, anyway? We can't keep calling you 'Doll' forever."
"I suggest we move to the lounge to continue this discussion," Echelon directed, "The crowding will lower heart rates, allow easier respiration, and will 'lighten the mood' as you fleshbags put it."