The spiral staircase column was really small. There was just not enough room to dodge the blade that was incoming. He tried to move to the side, but all that managed to do was allow the blade to tear into the opposite side. "GRAHH!"
Aurelus collapsed against the column, dropping the torch and his longsword on the ground, looking down at the cut. It was deep. Damned wizards...
Panting, Aurelus looked at Talarin. He grabbed Talarin on the side of the head firmly, and said. "NEXT TIME, YA REMIN' ME TA LISTEN TA DENKOU!"
He let go, and put his hand on his wound, trying to stop the bleeding. "Pelor damn it...! Those mum-munching wizerds and 'eir damned traps! I get a hold af 'em I swear by my dead offspring I'll tear their damned heads from their shoulders with me bare hands an' use their necks as outhouses fer the rest o' me DAMNED life! I'll be old n' wrinkl'd n' I'll still be droppin' m' load 'own 'eir damned ded throats! I bet 'ey'd lik tha', wouldn' dey!? 'ith 'eir damn'd odd 'ays ye'd think 'ey'd 'ave th' weirdst fetishes, ay...!?"
And so continued a string of curses towards the wizards that had booby-trapped the mansion, Aurelus' odd Scottish/Irish accent slowly eating his words more and more till it was just a bunch of angry-sounding gibberish.