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Note: This is a play-by-post RPG site. If you're looking for the tabletop miniatures wargame "5150: Star Army" instead, see Two Hour Wargames.
Fian said:"So you won't speak eh, bullhead? We'll lets see if you'll talk after you spend some time with the bull!"
*Brings in an angry bull, which immediately locks on to Anselm's undies.*
Fian said:Like jokes about Anselm's bicycle shorts?
"Why are your bicycle shorts red? Are you a Kennewesian spy on the inside?!"
"no, but I did sleep with your mother inside her house last night"
Fian said:The bandwagon is never full. Though, if we are visiting the Pentons...
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Dibs on the DFC.
Blackbird Lore said:Be a loner, stalking unsuspecting women on the dimly lit streets of a noisy, bustling city, waiting for my opportunity to strike...
Blackbird Lore said:RUN! Harrison's got the Six-Shooter of LOVE!
*Panic*
*Terror*
*Nausea*
*Vomitting*
*Unconsciousness*
*Excessive Drooling*