Fred said:Moonman, Nyton and Wazu are on the verge of going to see Sanjuro (and experience his fine bedside manners).
Tsuya bit her bottom lip as Sanjuro sampled the cookie. Her fingers curled into the plate she was holding, and she closed her eyes in anticipation of the inevitable berating... she did like him, it was true, but she still hadn't gotten used to his constant harshness.
Noticing Tsuya staring at him in anticipation, Sanjuro furrowed his eyebrows. “…what is it, Yamada-Hei?”
"...what do you think?" Tsuya replied. "I mean, of the cookie."
“Oh,” Sanjuro said, his confusion cleared up. “It was very bland. The chocolate was very boring. I don’t know why, but it seems like you used too much of the wrong kind of vanilla. They could use some improving. Around the board, probably from the basic ingredients and up.” Sanjuro named off all of the flaws he found in her cookie with the subtleness off a Nepleslian rock band in a Yamataian nursery.
As Sanjuro went on, Tsuya drooped further and further. Eventually, her arms slumped enough, and she put the plate down on Sanjuro's desk as tears began to stream down her face. "...I am s-sorry, Ashitaka-h-heisho... I... I will n-not... cook you anything, a-anymore..."
Sanjuro’s eyes widened as the young neko began to tear up, and by the time they were rolling down to her chin, he was looking rather confused and frantic. “Wh…what are you doing? Why are crying? Stop crying!”
"...I m-made you cookies so w-we could be friends and you d-don't even like them..." She was practically bawling by now.
The medical officer clenched his teeth in panic, suddenly feeling very lucky that there was nobody around to witness this. This was perhaps the first time Sanjuro had seen a nekovalkryja bawl in such a manner over something so trivial. “Of course I don’t like them, Yamada-Hei!” Sanjuro said, waving his hands at her as he attempted to calm her down…with all of the wrong methods. “They were not very good. It’s the truth!”
Fred said:Plaidmage, Moonman... there is a grave matter I must discuss with you.
It's about a part of your previously posted JP. This part (spoileriffic, click the link above first if you haven't read Moonman's latest post):
It was utterly impossible to read without being interrupted by lengthy fits of giggling. Please take this into account in your next JPs.
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