Admiral: Who's Simmons?
Ironside: The one who didn't salute.
Admiral: Really? I didn't notice. Stoppage of gin for two weeks!
Ironside: We... don't have gin.
Admiral: What do you mean? This is the British Army! Of course there's gin! And what the devil are those men doing in those strange uniforms? Tell them to get their red coats on! Where the devil are Picton and Gordon? Captain, send a rider to Craufurd. Massena's on the move and the Light Division marches tonight!
When both Sigma and Admiral Valken get drunk (when our drunkeness combines...), Arthur Wellesley appears.