Rixxikor Village
Once the shuttle settled Tony gave Natsumi a wink and raced off with her Rifle. She made directly for the nearest Large building that gave a good over look of the area. She wanted to have a good view of the events, and hopefully some off the BBQ would make it up to her posistion.
Tony was immediately surrounded by a squad of Rixxikor, who were armed, but it was unlcear if they were civilians or just really shabby military forces. "Hey!" one of them shouted at her, waving its spindly arms wildly.
"Hellos!" Tony hollored back. "How's you,fuckers!"
"Uh...okay?" the same Rixxikor responded. "Why are you here?!" it questioned Tony. "This is our planet. We claimed it!" The other Rixxikor chimed in, each affirming this with a "Yeah!"
"Sure.... I bet you have." Tony responded, "Came to have a tour, Figured I could see everything from up here. Seems you guys are becomeing quite popular cross the 'verse... I wanted to see what everyone was talking about."
"But why are you assholes attacking our people?" another Rixxikor demanded to know, pointing some sort of particle gun at her.
Tony looked around at the Rixxikor around her and then out to the rest of her party, "I don't know about any one attacking you, but I know we are about to put on the ceremony of planet hand off..." She pointed to the bbq and the cooks prepping the foods.
Umeshu noticed Tony being quickly surrounded by the legitimately angered residents of the village and stepped forward closer to them with her hands open and unarmed. Her Neko ears picked up on the last words the gunner spoke and decided that this might be the perfect opening of dialogue. "Yes, Yes... let's not be hasty. We do not come to cause more harm, but to actually celebrate your successful colonization of the planet known to us as Higaflan. I believe what happened before between us was all a grave misunderstanding, since this ceremony was not properly performed, you see..."
"Misunderstanding?" yet another Rixxikor chimed in, poking around and waving his gun at things for no good reason.
"Yup, just like your friend here pointing his weapon at me, thinking I was attacking you guys... I came to see how awesome you guys are and to be able to go out and tell the 'verse all about ya'll. Plus I have to babysit her and the rest of her people to make sure they don't mess up the ceromoney." Tony nodded giving a good bullshit reason she had to be up on the building beyond just looking about.
"Oh snap, is that a grill?!" one of the insectoid dudes said, getting distracted by the activity in the nearby field.
"All part of the ceremony! You see the opening parts are all about making sure both groups see and hear each other well. And seeing how oyu and I are talking quite well here!"
Umeshu raised an eyebrow at Tony's reasoning, but she let it slide since this was about doing whatever they had to convince them they were not a threat. "That's correct. We're here to offer you food and drink as part of the ceremony, and open a dialogue between our people."
"They brought food! I'm starving! How long before we can eat?" one of the bug-like men shoving through and knocking one of the others down.
"We will get to that part once the Cooks finish prepping the foods and getting them cooked." Tony responded with a smile.
"Get off my house!" shouted some bugman.
As the cooks continued to set up, a growing crowd of curious civilian Rixxikor began to form around the Star Army's culinary encampment.
"Can I rent your roof for a bit?" Tony asked.
"Fuck you," the homeowner Rixxikor responded, shooting a single unguided missile at Tony from a low-tech bazooka. A handful of other Rixxikor took potshots with ineffective bullet weapons, but the majority of Rixxikor either just stood there spectating or ran and hid, or wandered towards the food. There was no unified response from the horde.
"Yeah, you tell him, Tixx!" somebody encouraged the bazooka-wielding Rixxikor as he tried to make Tony leave.
"Hey! We're up here too!" Called one of the Rixxikor from the roof. "Don't make me come down there and kick your ass."
"You get off my house too!" Tixx warned them. "Go fuck yourself!" Tixx's gang started shooting at the Rixxikor on the roof.
"Fuck me? No! Fuck you! Don't you tell me to FUCK!!" He would take cover and start raining shots down on the gang from the rooftop.
"Fuck the Fucking fuckers." Tony muttered under her breath, thinking back to an comedian she had heard years before. Or it might have been her cuz. She stepped back out of the way of the gunfire and watched the show.
The purple-haired officer nearly jumped back at the sound of gunfire, raising her previously gentle voice to the level of a true commanding officer, not wanting the random Rixxikor on Rixxikor violence to get out of hand. "Stop the violence, please, or else there will be no food or drink for anyone. You wouldn't want that, would you?"
"They have no right shooting at us! I'll light them all... Wait, no food? Boys stop firing!" At least one of the Rixxikor could be reasoned with.
"I'll stop shooting when you get away from my house!" Tixx shouted. "YO! Alien fuckface, push them off my house and you'll have my support!"
Tony opened a radio link with Umeshu and spoke softly and quietly, "I can pull back to the shuttle and just ride at the door to help cover."
She radioed back. "Join Murakami-heisho for now, they are very touchy still. This could blow the whole thing before we get any actionable information." After sending the message, she nodded to the one called Tixx and then took an anti-gravity leap and made a for-show attempt at pushing Tony off the offending rooftop and thankfully out of harm's way from some more gunfire.
More shots in sesession would be fired miserably from the roof top followed by more cussing and bickering. "I want food damnit! Stop getting in my way fuckers!"
Tony allowed herself bepushed off the roof. As she fell she twisted so that she hit feet first. And tumbled. A low but audible, "Bitch," was heard, no evidence of if this was play acted or real. She got up and dusted herself off before returning to the shuttle, where Murakami was stationed withthat machine gun.
Umeshu mumbled a quiet "Sumimasen," to Tony, making sure she was alright and out of immediate danger, before gracefully landing near the home and glacing back towards Tixx.
"Just immersing myself in the local customs.." Tony responded and continued jogging.
Natsumi, in the shuttle, had been listening in on the comm channel, as well as obsurving the goings on via her small ship's external cameras and sensors. She had been required to remain on the ground long enough for all of the hardware, supplies and food to be offloaded and delayed her lift off when she caught word that Tony was falling back to the shuttle.
As soon as the Nepleslian soldier was aboard, Natsumi called out "Shuttle lifting off" Over the comm link to Umeshu and went to work. The shuttle rose on the invisble cushion of her gravity control system, climbing up and away from the small BBQ camp about fifty feet before she kicked in the thrusters and started the shuttle on a lazy circle above the area. She continued to gain altitude, bringing them up to around 500 feet before leveling off and continuing the slow orbit.
"Not very friendly, are they?" She asked Tony, glad the one member of their team who did not have a backup reletivly safe aboard the shuttle.
"No... they are pretty much the shittiest things in the 'verse, and I would love to bag a few." She called back to Natsumi as she laid down just inside the opened door. She had her rifle set up, panning the crowd, Tony watched for the first sign of trouble.
"just keep her steddy and level... If we need to I'll be able to work with this a a platform..." She told Nats.
"Tixx, if I get my hands on you, you're fucking dead! Hey shithead over in the corner... go down there and blast that asshole." Called one of the "militant" Rixxikor to another.
By now several Rixxikor had been injured by gunfire as the two groups continued to fight over Tixx's property. It was clear Tixx was getting upset and wasn't backing down. He ducked into the house and emerged from the roof with his rocket launcher, and fired at close range into the group of trespassers, causing a large explosion on the now-mangled roof.
It was all Umeshu could do for the next few moments to get out of the line of fire ensuing on Tixx's property. She was also a bit glad for her ignorance of some of the more colorful curses being slung her way in Trade, though it was apparent she really couldn't negotiate with the chaotic bugs in the way she was doing so before.
Meanwhile, back at the grills, Mango and Lime had the burgers started. The first batch unleashed a cloud of gray, beefy smoke over the area. Local Rixxikor began to creep closer and clamor for food. At this point the ground forces of the Rikugun had to form a sort of wall of people to hold them back.
"Woo! I'm so hungry I could eat someone's arm off..." One of the Rixxikor exclaimed from behind the wall of people, pushing to try and get closer. "Those burgers sure do smell damn good!" Called another before getting shoved out the way.
Once she smelled the salvation in the air of cooked meat, the purple skinned Neko tried to once again speak over the clamour of gunfire. "If you keep shooting at each other, then you will be the last in line for the celebration!"
This seemed to work for most, but not all, of the Rixxikor, and there seemed to be trouble in getting them to form an actual line, but now the first of them were being served with burgers and other foods and the team seemed to be getting a positive response.
"It's not poison!" one Rixxikor declared as he stuffed his face. "THIS IS DELICIOUS!"
"Yay!"
"I can't beli.. ugk!" One Rixxikor was trying to speak of how good the food was, then another slammed into him from behind causing the food to lodge in his throat. Frantically he'd pound on his chest, finally erupting bits of chewed food all over someone that had just got a burger themselves.
Though she had to suppress a wince at the Rixxikor's mannerisms, Umeshu was happy to have some breathing room for a minute to think. "The Star Army of Yamatai does not wish to harm your people. In fact, sharing a meal is a welcoming custom. It is better than exchanging bullets, ne?"
"What's the Star Army of Yamatai?" one of the crowd asked Umeshu, tilting its head.
"Star's have armies now too?" another asked, scratching its head.
Keep it simple and direct, Umeshu told herself as she spoke with honey in her mouth to those with fuller stomachs. "We are a peacekeeping force that oversees this area of space, and guards it from those who would do harm." She pointed up into the heavens for emphasis.