[12] <Demonblooded> Cause NEpleslia totally needs a Cole Train Tribute character.
[12] <Bellicose> WOOO
[12] <@Doshii> I find hot pink to be offensive and I am racist against all Hottie Pinkertons.
[12] <Demonblooded> like that will literally be his name.
[12] <Bellicose> I could do it, I just don't want to get busted for being a stereotype.
[12] <Bellicose> augustus cole, former ball player turned soldier.
[12] <Bellicose> ID-SOL
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[12] <Bellicose> "Nobody plays this game like me baby! No body, WOOO!"
[12] <Jimmy> Ira, go make love to Firecrouch again...
[12] <Bellicose> she is at work
[12] <Jimmy> Does that matter?
[12] <Bellicose> Yea, im not going to her job.
[12] <Bellicose> it is boring over their
[12] <Jimmy> Then make it unboring.
[12] <Bellicose> hotels at night are booorrring
[12] <Demonblooded> Name him Cole Train. And we need a suitably violent NepSport to replace football. Like Motorcycle Rugby.
[12] <Jimmy> Use the back room.
[12] <Bellicose> plus she gets off in like two hours.
[12] <Jimmy> Better hurry.
[12] <Bellicose> Chainsaw dodge ball
[12] <Demonblooded> Motorcycle Lacross using Chainsaw Lacross sticks?
[12] <Jimmy> How about a game where a bit like soccer, only you use repulser shotguns on the ball, and other players.
[12] <Bellicose> Knockle ball
[12] <Jimmy> And when the ball goes through the goal a timer activates and explodes.
[12] <Bellicose> Like foot ball except they wear hard steel armor and can punch and kick and stuff
[12] <Bellicose> yea but it would not be no fun with out a marcus dom and baird to back him up.
[12] <Bellicose> four musketeers man
[12] <Demonblooded> Brass knuckles Allowed or Required?
[12] <Jimmy> APC soccer?
[12] <Bellicose> Required
[12] <Bellicose> big spiked gauntlets
[12] <Demonblooded> Goalie should get the tazer knuckles.
[12] <Bellicose> Yes
[12] <Demonblooded> STAY OUT OF MY NET AREA BITHES
[12] <Bellicose> the tag line for the sport "OUR DOCTORS CAN RE ATTACH ALMOST ANYTHING!"
[12] <Demonblooded> BATTLEBALL: CAUSE DOCTORS NEED JOBS
[12] <Bellicose> featuring on loan from Yamatai our now famous Neko dance teams!
[12] <Bellicose> Crispy the assistant announcer: Now that's just good family entertainment right their Pepper.
[12] <Bellicose> Pepper: that it is...
[12] <Demonblooded> First 100 attendees get FREE HHG
[12] <Bellicose> man that's awesome
[12] <Bellicose> we so need to write that up