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OOC [NSMC 309th] Official OOC Hangout

Beach episodes are mandatory. I might not have signed a contract when i joined this plot, But if i did it would have exclusively demanded a beach episode at some point.

Ella builds a sand-hanako. The mouse lectures somebody on the dangers of solar radiation while trying to apply sunscreen to someone, And we take the PA along because fergus def converted it to be a fridge to keep the beer cold.
 
> Sand Hanako
>> "Ella, is that Hanako?"
>>> "HANAKO'S SKIN IS FAR SOFTER THAN ANY FILTHY SAND OF SOME NEPLESLIAN SHIT-BEACH YOU FUCKING SUB-NEPPER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
 
Thats why i said we sould stea- recruit a cat into the 309th. Someone she can put wigs on, and steal minnies drugs to use on so she can keep her placid and compliant. Until all the cat sees is a visage of Yui when she looks at Ella.
 
Well the PA definitely have super primitive AI. And environmental controls. I vote we fill it full of cold beer, and have it musically challenge people to a fight in exchange for said beer.

Meanwhile, it's not like a smoggy battlefield beach wouldn't make any real Nepleslian lady feel right at home. Constant gunfire and grenade volleyball while topless is probably their idea of breakfast television, anyway.
 
Well, I encourage everyone to recruit us a CQB specialist or a sniper. If we find someone who wants to make a Jiyuuian who modified their body to look like a Neko, then sure.

We will fulfill Ella's second-hand fantasy. Because she'd never believe anyone was really Hanako.
 
We're supposed to be suiting up right now before a long march, right? I was just "integrating" Autumn more into the squad instead of just standing there looking dramatic.
 
Yeah. we're supposed to gear up, Then i think we recruit some locals through various means (Possibly shirtless mud wrestling), then we move to the wall.

The mouse left fang to her fate to suit up on my last post.
 
"A weapon did not truly gain its own soul until it was imbued with blood."

Oh god, The mouse shot people scaling that tank and left a bloody trail on it. The prophecy is being fulfilled!!!! We have to appease its machine spirit, or else its going to pull a Storm-Herald on us and gain sentience and defy its crew and lose itself in its bloodlust.

In before Mission 9 where the tank becomes pure Sass.
 
@Primitive Polygon don't forget, Fergus left beer and sandwiches in the Aggressor if Fang gets hungry~

Lets get this Ruthless riders train back on track!




(Also how dare you "dick" the mouse! Shes going to believe that good luck shtick and carry it through the next 10 missions until you GM-post it away!)
 
i didnt think you meant it in a literal sense! Now 10 missions from now the mouse will end up having gotten "Dicked" by the locals for over a year. Dont soil my mouse with your lewd-magnets!
 
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