Makeshift firing range?! OMGWTFBBQ.
Here's what my Muse came up with:
9/17/06: Yangfan succumbs to the overwhelming urge to report his friend Jake to the Department of Homeland Security (DoHS).
10/15/06: President Bush announces that the use of Diebold machines is mandatory in all future elections. Congress immediately drafts and approves the appropriate legislation.
12/24/06: After a three-month investigation, a secret military tribunal convicts Jake on charges of domestic terrorism. Jake was arrested by agents on his way home from the farmer's market, and was shipped to Gitmo on an unmarked plane. He was the first of many bearded, gun-toting, liberal journalists to be arrested in what appeared to be a government crackdown.
2/14/07: Inconsolable with guilt, Yangfan joins the Development of Educational Software for the Underprivileged (DESU) project.
4/1/07: Wes announces his candidacy for the President of the United States. His running mate is Seki. Wes promises to release all journalists from Gitmo should he be elected.
6/6/07: The ACLU, the NRA, the Society of Professional Journalists, and the Hair Club for Men petition the Supreme Court for Jake's release. The petition is denied, and the signature list is sent to the FBI for review.
11/02/08: After gaining the support of the Hackers Political Action Alliance, the Davis-Tanaka ticket is swept into the Oval Office in a landslide.
11/03/08: StarArmy.com is finally admitted into Wikipedia.
12/24/08: Jake is released from Gitmo on his own recognizance. He is greeted at the gate by President-elect Davis, Yangfan, and Jake's girlfriend.
