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Quotes Quarantine

14:31 <OsakanOne_> I think I've gone weeaboo.
14:31 <OsakanOne_> Mock my laughable dick-space.
14:31 <OsakanOne_> *sick
14:31 <OsakanOne_> *disk
14:31 <OsakanOne_> I mean disk.
14:31 <OsakanOne_> Fuck.
14:31 <OsakanOne_> fffff
14:31 <OsakanOne_> Noone qq that.
 
-->| Kyoki ([email protected]) has joined #StarArmy
<Kampfer> Kyoki.
* Kampfer hands her the gun.
<Kampfer> You know what to do.
<Kyoki> i do?
<Kampfer> Yes
<Kyoki> ...since when?
<Kampfer> Since our agreemennt.
<Kyoki> ...which was when?
<Kampfer> Since last night.
<Kyoki> I never agreed
* Kyoki shoots Kampf instead
<Kampfer> AUGH
* Kampfer is shot
<Kampfer> BETRAYAL. IT'S TASTE IS A BITTER SWEET ONE.
<Kampfer> MOSTLY BITTER, THOUGH.
 
Suuuuuuuure it is said:
[23] <Revolver> <Kampfer> CAN YOU DO IT FOR A BIT LONGER?!
[23] <Revolver> <Revolver> Psh.
[23] <Revolver> <Revolver> Women.
[23] <Revolver> <Kampfer> PLZ?!
[23] <Revolver> <Revolver> I got off, why can't you?
[23] <Revolver> <Kampfer> ;-;
[23] <DocTomoe> Well, could you guys glance at the Cardinal and chime in to give Wes a bit of a reason to roll along with it?
[23] <Kampfer> THAT...
[23] <Kampfer> THAT IS TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT
 
[17] <Cy83r> imagine how space combat craft are gonna handle
[17] <Uso> I would imagine it is absolutely nothing like air-fighters of today.
[17] <Cy83r> and yes I know, it's all vectored thrust up there, but still
[17] <Uso> Why would you use vectored thrust in space?
[17] <Uso> Wait, that is a bad statement.
[17] <Kai> to move any direction besides forward, Uso
 
[17] <Exhack> Now that's something you never see in a Yaoi manga.
[17] <Exhack> A tsundere.
[17] <Kai> ...
[17] <Revolver[Board]> Hahaha.
[17] <Exhack> It's always Seme rapes Uke = love.
[17] <Exhack> Goddamn it. Revolver. Let's make wonderful Yaoi manga together, and break stereotypes by including a male tsundere.
 
[00] <Kampfer> I AM A PRETTY GIRL
[00] <Kai> Boredom
[00] <Revolver> A second time?
[00] * Itkatsu »» Crow's Claw - Immortal Madness «» 320 kbps n/a ««
[00] =-= Kampfer is now known as Kampf[Pretty
[00] <Revolver> I AM PRETTIER THAN KAMPFER!
[00] <Kampf[Pretty> D:
[00] =-= Revolver is now known as Rev[MorePretty]
[00] <Rev[MorePretty]> :V
[00] =-= Kampf[Pretty is now known as KampfBeautiful
[00] <Exhack> Hahaha.
[00] <KampfBeautiful> HA, I AM BEAUTIFUL.
[00] <Rev[MorePretty]> I am still more pretty than you. :*
 
FOREWORD: Before you go ahead and read the below posting, you have to get something straight.

I'm involved in a Fallout RP that centers around retrieving and disarming a thermonuclear warhead. My character, Deacon "Deek" Harris, is currently going to disarm it by driving the warhead (which is loaded onto a train) into a 400 foot pit in a blaze of glory.

On the character's Wikia talkpage, we began a discussion about his hacking skills: Namely the fact that Deek reprogrammed the computer terminal in his room to play "Still Alive" every morning, at 5:30 in the morning, as an alarm.

While in that conversation, another person made a reference to "Still Alive", which inspired me:

Why should GLaDOS be the only person with "Still Alive"? Why shouldn't Deek have his own version?

And this is what I came up with:

STILL ALIVE: THE DEEK HARRIS REMIX.

Me (Radiation King) said:
Talk:Deek Harris
From Fallout Fanon WikiJump to: navigation, search

**

DOB 2265? That would make him 13 years old during the Nuke RP. Lol, accelerated aging. Hate them ones! Run4urLife! 20:29, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

I didn't realize the setting was 2265; I thought we were going by another timetable. What year was it taking place again, so I can fix it?

I think its just before Skyler's Hunt, so early 2278 would be my guess. Run4urLife! 20:46, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

**
(This is the post that started it.)

Awesome character. *makes a note here: HUGE SUCCESS* --Solbur 10:50, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

Lawl @ above comment. Radiation King 00:33, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

**

Still Alive: The Deek Harris Version.

I was inspired shortly before making this post, by Solbur. So, here we go- making Still Alive: The Deek Harris remix.

(Cipher's Note: This stanza represents how Deek lived in Area 51 fairly peacefully up until everyone came looking for "his" nuke.)

This is a bad day.
I'm making a footnote:
FUCKING SUCKS.
It's hard to overstate
my anger at this moment.
Area Five-One
I do what I want
because I can.
For the good of all the guys-
Except the living and dead.

(The following represents the fact that his friends are all being shot and killed/wounded/maimed around him, and his reaction.)

But there's no sense whining
over every killed friend.
You just keep on shooting
until everyone's dead.
Then you ride a train car
And fall down a pit that's far
too lethal for anyone
still alive.

(Deek is apparently a bullet magnet, and also enjoys getting rid of his enemies in a violent manner.)

It's not even healthy.
I've been so shot up by now
Even though you've gone and tried
To kill me.
I'll rip you to small chunks.
And throw every piece into a fire.
As you burn I'll dance around-
I am so happy you're gone!

(The following stanza represents the fact that Deek always wears a radiation suit due to the fact that he's extremely paranoid about radiation poisoning- he literally wears it everywhere.)

Now these bullet holes all
make a beautiful breach.
And i'm out of O2.
I'm still hearing that beep.
So I'm pissed I got shot.
That's the last full tank I've got
But did I mention that I'm
still alive?

(Further elaborating on Deek's Paranoia.)

Go get help for me.
I think I'd prefer to see the sun.
Maybe you'll find some Rad-Away
to fix me.
Maybe some Med-X...
OH THAT'S RIGHT. I USED IT ALL!
Anyway, this sitch is bad.
It's all so bloody and- FUCK.

(References Deek's drinking habits and his want to see the next sunrise after dropping his warhead down a 400 foot pit.)

Look at me still talking
when there's drinking to do.
When I look out there,
it makes me glad I'm bulletproof.
I've got big bombs to run.
There is falling to be done.
For the mutants who are
still alive.


Can you believe that I'm
still alive?

I'm bleeding everywhere and I'm
still alive.

I feel all shit-faced and I'm
still alive.

While I'm driving this train I'm
still alive.

And when you're watching me fall I'm
still alive.

STILL ALIVE.

Still alive.

*BOOM!*

**
(About five minutes later.)

You, sir, are fucking awesome. --Solbur 00:51, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. Radiation King 00:52, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

Retrieved from "http://falloutfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Talk:Deek_Harris"

'Nuff said.
 
<Wes> sʎɐp ʎɯ ɟo ʇsoɯ ʇuǝds ǝɹǝɥʍ sı punoɹbʎɐ1d ǝɥʇ uo pǝsıɐɹ u uɹoq ɐıɥd1ǝpɐ1ıɥd ʇsǝʍ uı
<Nashoba> okay its too late for my tired eyes to read upside down and backwards. hahaha
<Gamerofthegame> BACKWARDS UPSIDEDOWN FRESH PRINCE NOOO
<Kai> ...
<DocTomoe> YO HOMES TO BEL AIR
* Kai turns his computer upside-down
* Christopher would do something painful and illegal to Wes for screwing with his eyes, but doesn't since he's damn tired and lazy.
<Revolver> Well, this is a story about how his life got flipped, turned upside down.
 
[21] <Kampfer> SHUT UP SUB.
[21] -->| SUBLIMEinal ([email protected]) has joined #StarArmy
[21] <Kampfer> Whoa what.
[21] <Exhack> NIGHT SCHOO-
[21] <Kampfer> What.
[21] <Exhack> Holy.
[21] <Exhack> Shit.
[21] <Kampfer> I don't een
[21] * Kampfer goes to reevaluate his life.
[21] <SUBLIMEinal> Yeah.
[21] <SUBLIMEinal> I AM that awesome.
 
I don't. I don't want to know what sort of things he does at home... especially to that poor, apparently male, bunny of his!
 
Kyoki said:
I don't. I don't want to know what sort of things he does at home... especially to that poor, apparently male, bunny of his!

How do you think he found out it was male? :V
 
<Fivemarks> A ramming prow with Medium positron cannons recessed into it.
<Kai> bad idea.
<Fivemarks> I heard you like ramming ships, so I put a Positron Cannon in your Ramming Plow, while you can DAKKA DAKKA while you Ram them
<Fivemarks> It's recessed, and protected
<Kai> That is the dumbest idea i've heard today.
<Kai> You know how positron works, right?
<Fivemarks> Yes.
<Fivemarks> Antimatter.
<Fivemarks> F**k, s**t, That IS stupid.
<Kai> If you shoot them that close, your Prow will DISSOLVE

Edit'd to be PG-13 or so.
 
[14] <DragonNova> A five page detail on the ships restrooms is the bare minimum requirement now.
[14] <Wes> Also you have to writeup the company that makes the toilet paper.
[14] <Orion> Elysian toilet paper is sprouted from the walls of the ships.
[14] <DocTomoe> United Manufacturing Cooperative would make the paper, but we don't use paper, we use bidet fixtures.
[14] <Wes> And the trees used to make that TP must be cut down in actual RP posts.
D:
 
kai said:
[14] <DragonNova> A five page detail on the ships restrooms is the bare minimum requirement now.
[14] <Wes> Also you have to writeup the company that makes the toilet paper.
[14] <Orion> Elysian toilet paper is sprouted from the walls of the ships.
[14] <DocTomoe> United Manufacturing Cooperative would make the paper, but we don't use paper, we use bidet fixtures.
[14] <Wes> And the trees used to make that TP must be cut down in actual RP posts.
D:

*sees a challenge!* :3 *gets to work*
 
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